Blank N64 Cartridge Challenges Your Manhood

Meanwhile, in the make-believe land of eBayia, someone's auctioning a "mysteriously blank Nintendo 64 cartridge" - promising only that the game works and doesn't suck. "Are you man enough to buy a label-less N64 game?" No, but Saxton Hale is!

"Yes, this game is missing its labels, leaving the games identity indiscernible. However, everything else about the cartridge is perfect," says seller urb4nz0mb13. "You are bidding on THE CARTRIDGE WITH NO NAME."

The seller says he left a hint to the game's identity on the page, and we see that - displayed in white text - the clue is " The buy it now price is the year it was released." Well, since the bidding has gone up to $US22.01, and I doubt Skynet sent this thing back in time, we no longer know what that is. However, late yesterday he felt compelled to file this update: "NOTE: This game is not shitty." Well, if you say so! Mysteriously Blank N64 Cartridge [eBay, thanks Thretris]


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    Goldeneye

    if this was the 90's and it came with a cardboard box and a manual that fell apart I'd be roughly shelling out $120 for one of these bad boys! I remember those shapely cardboard boxes getting me excited like it was yesterday !!

    i loved the cardboard boxes that died to gravity. GOOD TIMES.

    Wave Race 64!

    AeroGauge!

    Zelda: Ocarina of Time

    all zelda OoT where gold werent they?

      There were 3 versions of OoT. I think v1.1 was the Australian release and it was gold.

    Oh, it's quite obviously Pokemon Snap. Ahahah.

    Superman 64

    Mischief Makers

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