Today, you'll be one of two people. One that is sick to the gills of Final Fantasy XIII, or one that cannot get enough. If you're the latter, this is for you.
Enjoy, as Mr. Tim Rogers - who has rested after his arduous start to the day - takes you on a guided tour of the game's battle tutorial, giving you a good look at how the game starts off.
Hint: it starts with Chocofros.