There are no games coming out this week. None at all. So I thought I’d make up some games I wish were actually coming out this week. Maybe you can suggest some too!
Hopefully your suggestions are funnier than mine as well.
Atkinson’s Creed II (360, PS3)
What Is It? Take on the role of the nation’s deadliest censorship minister as you eliminate game after game until all Australians are safe from depraved sex and extreme violence.
Should You Care? It’s Croydon’s biggest selling game ever.
Atkinson Vs Predator (360, PS3)
What Is It? Nothing but an excuse for a dodgy but amusing photoshop opportunity.
Should You Care? It’s OK, it got through with an MA15+ rating.
Command & Conquer: Rudd Alert (PC)
What Is It? Political simulation that acts as a training program for the Liberal Party leadership.
Should You Care? Tony Abbott needs help on the tutorial mission.
Sid Meier’s James Cameron’s Avatar: The Video Game: A Brian Reynolds Game (PC)
What Is It? Strategy game in which you invade, mine, pillage and rape an alien planet full of blue-skinned tree-huggers.
Should You Care? American McGee wants his name on the box, too.
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom Vs SNK Vs Mortal Kombat Vs DC Universe Vs Final Fantasy Vs XIII (PSP)
What Is It? Brawler featuring characters from every fighting franchise under the sun.
Should You Care? Unless you’re a fan of Namco fighters. Sorry guys.
Tiger Woods Pro Tour (Wii)
What Is It? Candid exploration of a noted sporting celebrity’s off-links lifestyle.
Should You Care? Comes bundled with all manner of unusual Wiimote accessories.
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