It seems our warnings were for naught. And now Britain suffers, with Ubisoft's Just Dance the best-selling game in the country.
You've nobody to blame but yourselves. Well, not literally you lot. You probably went out and bought Army of Two, or Bayonetta, or Darksiders. No, you're looking for somebody to blame, blame your mum. Or your sister. Or that annoying, 30-something single woman from work who spends her evenings watching X-Factor and reruns of So You Think You Can Dance.