NSFW: Playboy Models Are Not Bayonetta, But They Try!

Multiple models in skimpy clothes say "I am Bayonetta" — much like that "I am Tiger Woods" ad from a few years back.

Like Tiger Woods the character Bayonetta, the girls ask "Do you want to touch me?"

The five models are not Bayonetta, however. They are Shannon James, Jillian Kaye, Kat, Chernise Yvette and Ryan Lovette. Not Bayonetta.

Released this January in the West, Bayonetta features a witch who wears a body suit made from hair and wields not only dual pistols but high-heel pistols. Be sure to check out Kotaku's review.


Comments

    er .. .. . .I watched it without sound kinda creeped me out.. tks kotaku.

    Talk about a new low for cosplay...

    Ugh. They sound stupid, they look stupid, they act stupid...

      So you're saying they're dead ringers for bayonetta then?

    I'm sorry was Samuel L Jackson mixed in there? I coulda swore...

      .. wow, that one person really does look like Samuel L Jackson at about 40 seconds left. Half expected them to start talking about 'tasty burgers' part way through...

    Fail costumes, but for some reason they have guns that are more accurate than my bonus one...

    "I am Bayonetta."
    No, No you are not.

    Should take some style tips from the Japanese... even tho a Bayonetta cosplay is probably more suited to western cosplayers, there were some incredibly accurate renditions at this past Comiket.

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. The Playboy Bayonettas may well be even less attractive than the girls who used to host Naked News.

    I'll wait for the internets to deliver the pornos version

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