PSP Porn Ruins Christmas

Ten-year-old Kade Goodman's holiday dreams were shattered on Christmas Day, when it was discovered that someone had left a penis on his used PSP.

The PSP-nis was uncovered by Kade's 13-year-old brother shortly after the gift was unwrapped, as 13-year-old boys have an uncanny knack for uncovering porn no matter how hard my father tried to hide it. In this case the offending image was lurking in the background images for the used system, where Omaha used game retailer CD Tradepost had neglected to look while performing its traditional cleansing of the PSP porn ritual.

Kade's father Shon was taken aback.

"At first I thought it was a joke," he said. "Maybe it will come off. But when I started getting into it and started to erase it and couldn't, the more I thought about it, the madder I got."

Increasingly frustrated at his failed attempts to get the penis off, Shon brought the game system back to CD Tradepost, where it was quickly cleared away. The family walked away with a penis-free PSP, a free game for their troubles, and a traumatised young boy who should never have seen such a thing.

Omaha's KETV had nearly as much fun with the story as I have. Just look at the lede to their story: "It was a gift from a father to a son. It was a much-wanted portable gaming system. But the gift came with an X-rated surprise."

Now a picture of a penis alone isn't technically X-rated, but it sure makes the story much more dramatic. I suppose we really have no idea what the penis was doing in the picture, if anything. As the accompanying video explains, "A picture of a penis appeared on the PSP screen, an image we simply can't show you on TV." Spoil sports.

The moral of this story is that parents should check over used gaming systems completely before gifting them to their children, and if it's too complicated for said parents to figure out, then perhaps they should just shell out a few extra bucks for a new one.

Christmas Gift Leads To X-Rated Surprise [KETV - Thanks Monsignor!]

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Comments

    Oh dear me! A boy saw a penis! A boy should NEVER have to see a penis! That poor traumatised boy.

    penis

    Is it just a penis?
    as if the kids (who are both boys) havent figured out what a penis is
    so what if there is a penis on there, unless it was a raging boner of course.
    further more, who would have a picture of a penis as their wallpaper for their PSP? TnA i can understand, nay, relate to. But just a presumed flaccid penis? that's just wrong - no offence penis lovers.
    penispenispenispenispenispenis PEN15

    A long time ago I had a disgruntled mother come in and see me at an EB Games I worked at, and she accused the store of destroying the family's Christmas. I asked her what was wrong and the conversation went something like this.

    Customer : "I bought my son a pre owned Game Boy, Game Boy camera and Game Boy printer from this store for his Christmas present. He opened it on Christmas morning, and started playing with immediately of course. After finding he couldn't fit any more photos onto the camera, he tried to work out why, and there were photos already on the camera."
    Me : "I'm so sorry, that should have all been erased."
    Customer : "Yes it should have, especially as the photos were pornographic in nature. My son started asking what they were, then realized that if there were photos already on the camera that it must be used, and then came to the conclusion that there is no santa claus. My younger children joined in with the accusations of lying shortly after that."

    Porn on consoles is nothing new. It dates back to the black and white dot matrix screen days. As unfortunate as that situation was for this family, I get a feeling they were one of the first to experience something like this. Home made Game Boy camera porn would be something of a rarity I think.

      Unfortunately its no Rarity. My ex bought a few gameboy cameras and all had either naked photos of underage kids, or in one case, a full on picture of some dude getting down with his GF.

      Can only imagine how he put that one to her...

      The porn being on the camera, yeah, the shop's fault, they'll have to cop that, but to the rest of it. I would have told her that maybe if she was so worried about her children finding out that santa wasn't real then she shouldn't have lied to them in the first place about it and then continued the lie for years.

      If the possibility of a gift from santa being second hand was enough for the kid to clue in then maybe you should have thought about telling them the truth before they had the intelligence and perception to see through your little ruse.

      Or she could consider that buying secondhand goods does come with an inherent risk, even if the retailer does make some promises, don't expect them to always be able to keep them. Maybe you should have thought of that before you bought second hand.

      Its reasons like this why I can never work in retail.

    I live here in Omaha, and this made my day.

    It's like a story.

    The Penis That Ruined Christmas, by Roald Dahl

    "and a traumatised young boy who should never have seen such a thing"

    What? Doesnt he have his own penis?
    I think the traumatiing came from the panic his parents induced.

    "Increasingly frustrated at his failed attempts to get the penis off,"

    Ahh that made me laugh way too much.

    that is halarious poor kid

    Tyler Durden strikes again.

    lol Spagman, good call :P

    Poor kid, but seriously... thats hilarious!

    “It was a gift from a father to a son."

    Did anybody else think that line was wrong?

    PSP-nis. Lol'd Hard.

    It's only the 5th and I already think this will be the story of the Year.

    Thats not porn, those a prizes! Oooooh, a jubbly wubbly

    Haha, PSP-nis. Seriously though The stores should be checking everything to make sure that stuff like that isn't on there. They can afford to pay the staff to do it considering the pittance they give for trade-ins.

    On the other side of the coin though, the parents should be responsible enough to check as well before handing it over to their children.

    LOL, totally summing I would do

    "Increasingly frustrated at his failed attempts to get the penis off..."

    I'm so childish.

    Poor kid.
    Cheap-ass parents buying second hand goods for their kids.
    Even at that age i'd be more upset that it wasn't a new one.

    Kids probably seen more online smut than I have.

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