There were some excellent limericks written for our Bayonetta giveaway. But only five could win. Let’s find out which five they were.
All last week we were giving away Bayonetta’s Climax Edition on Xbox 360. We asked you to write a raunchy limerick all about the hirsute action heroine.
Here are the five winners from each day’s draw:
Monday
Phillip Mayes
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
Whose body was the best they could get her
They crafted with care
Every blade of her hair
So then why not scale her head better?
Tuesday
Dan
In regards to that girl Bayonetta,
some helpful advice for good measure,
her climax in fact,
is a form of attack,
so be on your guard if you bed her
Wednesday
warcroft
uʍop ǝpısdn pןɹoʍ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥs
ssıʞ ɐ ǝɯ ʍǝןq uǝɥʇ
sdıɥ ɹǝɥ pǝʎɐʍs ǝɥs
punoɹɐ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝɥs suoɯǝp puɐ sןǝƃuɐ
uʍoʇ oʇ ǝɯɐɔ ɐʇʇǝuoʎɐq pǝɯɐu ןıɹƃ ɐ
Thursday
Mr Explody
There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Who’s legs just went on forever,
She looks like she’d spank me,
Slap and disgrace me,
If she were real I would totally let her
Friday
Mac
For Bayonetta, such love I do harbour!
She with naught but a hairstyle to garb her.
With all her fine dresses
Made of overgrown tresses,
Wouldn’t you just love to be her barber?
Well done everyone, and congratulations to the five winners. I’ll be in touch shortly to arrange delivery of your prize.
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