Who Won Those Bayonetta Climax Editions?

There were some excellent limericks written for our Bayonetta giveaway. But only five could win. Let's find out which five they were.

All last week we were giving away Bayonetta's Climax Edition on Xbox 360. We asked you to write a raunchy limerick all about the hirsute action heroine.

Here are the five winners from each day's draw:

Monday Phillip Mayes There once was a girl called Bayonetta Whose body was the best they could get her They crafted with care Every blade of her hair So then why not scale her head better?

Tuesday Dan In regards to that girl Bayonetta, some helpful advice for good measure, her climax in fact, is a form of attack, so be on your guard if you bed her

Wednesday warcroft uʍop ǝpısdn pןɹoʍ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥs ssıʞ ɐ ǝɯ ʍǝןq uǝɥʇ sdıɥ ɹǝɥ pǝʎɐʍs ǝɥs punoɹɐ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝɥs suoɯǝp puɐ sןǝƃuɐ uʍoʇ oʇ ǝɯɐɔ ɐʇʇǝuoʎɐq pǝɯɐu ןıɹƃ ɐ

Thursday Mr Explody There once was a girl named Bayonetta, Who’s legs just went on forever, She looks like she’d spank me, Slap and disgrace me, If she were real I would totally let her

Friday Mac For Bayonetta, such love I do harbour! She with naught but a hairstyle to garb her. With all her fine dresses Made of overgrown tresses, Wouldn't you just love to be her barber?

Well done everyone, and congratulations to the five winners. I'll be in touch shortly to arrange delivery of your prize.


    Bugger again! haha
    Man i'm terrible at these things.

    Well done everyone and enjoy the heck out of those awesome goodies! :)

    Congrats all, am green with envy ;-)

    Well done guys, there's some really good entries there....just remember to keep both hands on the controller while playing;P


    Well done to everyone!

    Good limericks. Bayonetta is absolutely phenomenal, enjoy it, winners!

    Congratulations to all that entered...

    and especially warcroft, that was a head turner! :p for anyone wanting an easy way to read it...

    Ctrl+Alt+Arrow Down and Ctrl+Alt+Arrow Up to return to normal!

    oh my god
    warcroft's was AWESOME.

    Hahaha, there are some crackers there. Monday + Thursday were the winners for me.

    Damn, waited all weekend to find out I didn't win Friday either! Totally owned though, good work Mac.

    Thanks David!

    There were many great and funny entries. Good work all.

    Whoa, Friday's was awesome.

    Wow! Thanks so much David, this has totally made my week.

    Congrats all round. Definately stretched me coming up with a new limerick everyday including lines rhyming with Bayonetta. Your effort was a great verse to wrap up the comp Mac.

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