WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax Edition

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WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax Edition

Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya’s hair-raising new action game is officially released in Australia this Thursday. Here’s how you can win the aptly-named Climax Edition, and we reveal Monday’s winning limerick.

Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We’ll be giving away one per day until Friday.

Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you’ll find:

* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging
* A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet
* A 36-page hardcover art book
* A CD of the game’s soundtrack

Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.

So how do you win?

Given Bayonetta’s rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.

Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: “There once was a girl called Bayonetta…” And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.

Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for the day’s draw and winners will be announced at 10am the following day when the new draw opens.

You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count. If you wish to enter the next day’s draw, you must enter a new limerick.

Good luck!

And Monday’s winner is… Phillip Mayes!

Here’s Phillip’s winning limerick:

There once was a girl called Bayonetta
Whose body was the best they could get her
They crafted with care
Every blade of her hair
So then why not scale her head better?

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Comments

  • There once was a game called Bayonetta,
    Glad to see the game is only single player,
    My 360’s from ebay,
    On Xbox Live this fucker won’t play,
    Wish I’d read the damn description a little better!

    (Not actually true 😉 )

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Dealt vengeance like a wild goose in winter
    If you called her ‘four-eyes’
    You’d be crushed by her thighs
    A posable figure out now for the collector

  • I’m guessing it’s taking you a while because there was so many entries.
    Oh well, here’s my entry for today in case I haven’t won.

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    who would do whatever you let her.
    but it will make you depressed
    when you look at her chest
    and realize that you’ll never bed her.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    And Angels on High didst try to get her
    But with Scarborough Fair
    And her Magical Hair
    The Heavenly Host? All pants-wetters.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Whose hair was intended to dress her,
    At a public pool
    Others started to drool
    The form did not stick when you wet her.

    Man, yesterday’s one was the best I could think of. If that didn’t make it, I’m probably buggered.

  • There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    Pain was something she’d administer
    Into S&M i’m not
    Although its sort of hot;
    I’d probably end up a bed-wetter!

  • There once was a gal Bayonetta
    Who finally paid off her debtor
    she gave up her ways
    of taking money for lays
    And became a temp writting letters

  • Well done Phillip, you won the game,
    your limerick was awesome, the others were lame,
    I’ve already entered today,
    though another limerick is all I can say,
    I’m not even Irish, oh the shame…

  • In regards to that girl Bayonetta, some helpful advice for good measure, her climax in fact, is a form of attack, so be on your guard if you bed her 😉

  • There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    Who’s hair resembled a blonde Irish Setter,
    Tell her this, dare not,
    Or you’ll end up being shot,
    With those gigantic pink Beretta!

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Who dices up enemies and leaves a trail of red like bruschetta

    She finishes off prey with a deadly pose
    So you best not to opose
    For her gun shoes are labelled Beretta

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    To Angelic Demons she has a vendetta,
    Gyrating her hips,
    As she shoots and flips,
    She turns violence and blood-letting into an operetta

  • There once was a girl with a name,
    To write a limerick was the aim,
    But nothing would rhyme,
    I don’t have the time,
    Fuck it, I’ll just buy the game.

  • There once was a girl named Bayonetta
    Who danced to the music of David Guetta
    He called her a ‘Sexy Bitch’
    Now he’s buried in a ditch
    Oh well he should have known better

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    We wrote limericks to try and get her,
    David, I won’t lie,
    I’m not here to try –
    My local Gametraders already broke the street date….a.

    This game is amazing, good luck to everyone.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    who had a game with aussie game sensahs (censors)
    S__ __d w__ ____
    ___ a___f _k C____
    _____ ____ F____ _____a

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Glasses, high heels and hair for a sweater
    Take notes Capcom
    Bayonettas the bomb
    Platinum’s the action trendsetter

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    apparently on one console she’s better
    meant to be great on 360
    not as much on PS3
    but who cares let’s all enjoy her together

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    With clothes made out of leather
    That crazy long hair
    Stripping her down and bare
    How do the clothes get back on her?

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    A young witch who was quite a trend setter
    Forget pointed hat farces
    With that body, those glasses
    She broke stereotypes (for the better!)

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Buxom femme fatale were the cards god dealt her,
    Her attacks with her hair,
    Reveal a perfect derriere,
    I wonder if she has a hot sister.

  • Something something something Bayonetta,
    Blah blah blah and etc etc,
    yada yada yada yah,
    widgy widgy widgy wah,
    this limerick makes no sense, can you do better?

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Who knew female leads were much better
    In an industry full of men
    This woman bucked the trend
    And made fans out of any male who met her

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    ‘Twas asked: “How d’ya get yourself wetter?”
    She said “I shoot angels for fun
    with my heel-mounted guns
    and under my hair I feel a *lot* better…”

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    The ultimate leather clad trendsetter,
    Now a Scarborough Fair is on every tween’s wish list,
    They have forgotten Hannah Montana exists,
    And have discovered dominatrix styling is better!

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Whose perky derrière had no better
    A sight to behold, she can truly amaze
    As she poses and struts while angels she flays
    The ultimate sexual experimenter

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Made me question my thoughts t’ward transgender
    I’m a good husband and father
    But now sometimes I’d rather
    Be a witch dressed in hirsute leather

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta, with hair as black as coal.
    Anywhere that Bayonetta sent her hair, heads were sure to roll.
    Pistols on high heels she wore,
    In her hands she held two more.
    With mad skills, she’d rack up kills, the high score her only goal.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    And all the critics cried “go and get her!”
    For she is without compare,
    Wearing naught but her long hair
    (And the game itself couldn’t be better)

  • There once was a girl named Bayonetta
    At looking sexy, there were none better
    but with amazing boobs
    and those big baby blues
    Your realise you could never get her

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    who was never caught dead in a sweata’.
    She hooked all the boys
    who were still playin’ with toys
    and not with real girls who are betta’.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Who was quite handy with a beretta.
    That’s a euphamism you see,
    And when she’s done with me,
    Maybe she can make you feel better.

  • There once was a girl called Bayon… something,
    I know nothing of this game but I do know one thing,
    these poems about breasts,
    or those… things on her chest,
    show you all know nothing about humping…

  • Ther once was a girl Bayoneta,
    She eat fruits and nuts and wanted some fish and breada
    she went to the rivr and went to shoot fish to et
    but she MISSED LOL
    A guy there named HARRY, he was a shef and cooked lots and caught lots of fish and had lots of friends that say HIY HARRY HOW ARE YOU and I says I AM GOOD THNKS I HOP YOU ARE GOOD COS YOU ARE MY FRIENDA!!!!
    and we cooked up the fish with grass and flowers and she luvvd it so much we went back to her house to make kissy friendsa

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    She really was quite the “go-getta”
    With a tilt of her glasses,
    She’d kick all our arses,
    And everyone would feel a lot better.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Her hair was great, but her ‘guns’ were better,
    She whipped them both out,
    And if you’re in doubt,
    Then yes, I mean the ‘guns’ in her sweater.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Whose giantess bod was a tempter
    With all that T and A
    And with every play
    She’d turn me into an ejector

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Who fought angels and demons together
    She can upgrade her guns and also her blade
    And even her movements so she can evade
    So those evil bastards can’t get her

  • There once was a girl Bayonetta
    We wrote lymrics to Kotaku to get her
    We’ll all try our best
    To beat out the rest
    And tomorrow we’ll see whose was better

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    I didn’t think she was all-naturale when I met her
    But when she parted her hair
    Demons lept out from down there
    Now I think shaven is better.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    I normally like them much fatter,
    her pixels are small,
    but i still have a ball,
    “playing” just can’t get better.

  • There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    Who wore really tight leather.
    She ran up and down,
    Her lovelies swinging ’round,
    But watching her slay baddies is better.

  • There once was a girl called bayonetta
    whom knitted a fancy little sweater
    but then felt restricted
    so the top was evicted
    now she feels more comfy in leather

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Who was a witch with a very large vendetta
    She threw away her books
    But by god kept her looks
    She is sure to make the world much better

    • There was once a girl named Bayonetta
      who is fiction, and don’t you forgetta,
      but some gamers have issues,
      and play one-handed with tissues
      thinking “fantasy is oh so much bettaaaaaaa!”

  • There once was a lass called Bayonetta
    Whose developers felt bare breast was way better
    With hair for a vest
    She was bearly dressed
    If only her creators had thought of black leather!

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Hers looks of perfection could not get any better
    Who could enstill lust
    With a well rounded bust
    Just google Rule 34 on the internetta

  • There once was a girl named bayonetta
    She’ll strip for a twenty if you let her
    Her boobs are quite big
    I’ll be needing a bib
    As I drool on my new christmas sweater

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