WIN! Bayonetta's Xbox 360 Climax Edition

Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya's hair-raising new action game is officially released in Australia this Thursday. Here's how you can win the aptly-named Climax Edition, and we reveal Monday's winning limerick.

Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We'll be giving away one per day until Friday.

Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you'll find:

* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging * A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet * A 36-page hardcover art book * A CD of the game's soundtrack

Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.

So how do you win?

Given Bayonetta's rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.

Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: "There once was a girl called Bayonetta..." And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.

Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for the day's draw and winners will be announced at 10am the following day when the new draw opens.

You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count. If you wish to enter the next day's draw, you must enter a new limerick.

Good luck!

And Monday's winner is... Phillip Mayes!

Here's Phillip's winning limerick: There once was a girl called Bayonetta Whose body was the best they could get her They crafted with care Every blade of her hair So then why not scale her head better?

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    There once was a game called Bayonetta,
    Glad to see the game is only single player,
    My 360's from ebay,
    On Xbox Live this fucker won't play,
    Wish I'd read the damn description a little better!

    (Not actually true ;) )

      Haha, while a little off-topic, this still made me laugh with your rhymes.

      This cracked me up, great work! =)

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Dealt vengeance like a wild goose in winter
    If you called her ‘four-eyes’
    You’d be crushed by her thighs
    A posable figure out now for the collector

    I'm guessing it's taking you a while because there was so many entries.
    Oh well, here's my entry for today in case I haven't won.

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    who would do whatever you let her.
    but it will make you depressed
    when you look at her chest
    and realize that you'll never bed her.

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    And Angels on High didst try to get her
    But with Scarborough Fair
    And her Magical Hair
    The Heavenly Host? All pants-wetters.

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Whose hair was intended to dress her,
    At a public pool
    Others started to drool
    The form did not stick when you wet her.

    Man, yesterday's one was the best I could think of. If that didn't make it, I'm probably buggered.

      Yeah, same. I'm not gonna try again anyway since I won the Pile of Crap yesterday.

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    Pain was something she'd administer
    Into S&M i'm not
    Although its sort of hot;
    I'd probably end up a bed-wetter!

    There once was a gal Bayonetta
    Who finally paid off her debtor
    she gave up her ways
    of taking money for lays
    And became a temp writting letters

    Well done Phillip, you won the game,
    your limerick was awesome, the others were lame,
    I've already entered today,
    though another limerick is all I can say,
    I'm not even Irish, oh the shame...

      Aww shucks! Thanks for the tribute :)

        Anytime mate!

    In regards to that girl Bayonetta, some helpful advice for good measure, her climax in fact, is a form of attack, so be on your guard if you bed her ;)

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    Who's hair resembled a blonde Irish Setter,
    Tell her this, dare not,
    Or you'll end up being shot,
    With those gigantic pink Beretta!

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Who dices up enemies and leaves a trail of red like bruschetta

    She finishes off prey with a deadly pose
    So you best not to opose
    For her gun shoes are labelled Beretta

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta
    Performing moves in the altogether
    In combat she'll blitz
    Firm figure and... other bits
    While enemies strain at their tether

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    To Angelic Demons she has a vendetta,
    Gyrating her hips,
    As she shoots and flips,
    She turns violence and blood-letting into an operetta

    There once was a girl with a name,
    To write a limerick was the aim,
    But nothing would rhyme,
    I don't have the time,
    Fuck it, I'll just buy the game.

      Genius :D

      Brilliant... I like it.
      Wouldnt it suck if you won ;)

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta
    Who danced to the music of David Guetta
    He called her a 'Sexy Bitch'
    Now he's buried in a ditch
    Oh well he should have known better

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    We wrote limericks to try and get her,
    David, I won't lie,
    I'm not here to try -
    My local Gametraders already broke the street date....a.

    This game is amazing, good luck to everyone.

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    who had a game with aussie game sensahs (censors)
    S__ __d w__ ____
    ___ a___f _k C____
    _____ ____ F____ _____a

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Glasses, high heels and hair for a sweater
    Take notes Capcom
    Bayonettas the bomb
    Platinum's the action trendsetter

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    apparently on one console she's better
    meant to be great on 360
    not as much on PS3
    but who cares let's all enjoy her together

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    With clothes made out of leather
    That crazy long hair
    Stripping her down and bare
    How do the clothes get back on her?

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    A young witch who was quite a trend setter
    Forget pointed hat farces
    With that body, those glasses
    She broke stereotypes (for the better!)

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Whose head was smaller than the rest of her
    She was over eight feet tall
    Which make me feel small
    But believe the fetish is called Giantessa

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Buxom femme fatale were the cards god dealt her,
    Her attacks with her hair,
    Reveal a perfect derriere,
    I wonder if she has a hot sister.

    Bayonetta was the girl's name
    And Japan was from where she came
    At a gamers request
    She could push out her chest
    Ah, to play games in shame

    Something something something Bayonetta,
    Blah blah blah and etc etc,
    yada yada yada yah,
    widgy widgy widgy wah,
    this limerick makes no sense, can you do better?

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