WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax Edition

WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax Edition

WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax EditionYou’ve only got two more chances left to win the limited Climax edition of Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya’s hair-raising new action game. Find out how to enter and who won Wednesday’s draw after the jump.

Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We’ll be giving away one per day until Friday.

Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you’ll find:

* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging * A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet * A 36-page hardcover art book * A CD of the game’s soundtrack

Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.

So how do you win?

Given Bayonetta’s rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.

Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: “There once was a girl called Bayonetta…” And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.

Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for the day’s draw and winners will be announced at 10am the following day when the new draw opens.

You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count. If you wish to enter the next day’s draw, you must enter a new limerick.

Good luck!

And Wednesday’s winner is… warcroft!

Here’s warcroft’s winning limerick:

uʍop ǝpısdn pןɹoʍ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥs ssıʞ ɐ ǝɯ ʍǝןq uǝɥʇ sdıɥ ɹǝɥ pǝʎɐʍs ǝɥs punoɹɐ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝɥs suoɯǝp puɐ sןǝƃuɐ uʍoʇ oʇ ǝɯɐɔ ɐʇʇǝuoʎɐq pǝɯɐu ןıɹƃ ɐ

WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax Edition

[Terms and Conditions]


  • So Bayonetta came to town last week
    to show me some guns strapped to her feet
    “That’s impractical!” said I,
    Though I cannot tell a lie
    I was staring at assets I dare not repeat.

  • There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    and heaven was all out to get her
    but through shedding her clothes
    she annihilated her foes
    and achieved a climax forever.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Who gave death threats to all that met her,
    You’d look at her arse,
    she’d break yours like glass,
    and then after that you’d know who’s better

  • There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    Who’s legs just went on forever,
    She looks like she’d spank me,
    Slap and disgrace me,
    If she were real I would totally let her

  • There once was a witch Bayonetta
    Who’s enemies were out to get her
    To sleep, she was set
    A spell to make her forget
    And she woke with a pair of Baretta

  • Great work warcroft!

    Bayonetta; all the men hail her.
    Complexion; couldn’t be any paler.
    Guns; Scarborough Fair.
    Clothes; made from hair.
    Glasses; without them she’d be a failure.

  • Bayonetta’s a girl you can’t pass
    No better witch found with more class
    A gun on each limb
    But still stunningly trim
    Her best weapon, of course, her ass.

  • Bayonetta’s a girl full of sin
    But there’s worse than her gun-shoes within.
    There are baddies who cry,
    Even wish they could die,
    At her soul-searing phrase “Is it in?”

  • A girl called Bayonetta lost her memory,
    A feisty opponent with boundless energy,
    Transforming her hair,
    Into whatever will scare,
    Here’s hoping you’re not the enemy!

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Took herself seriously as a hairdresser
    Should have known what offends
    Pointed out her split ends
    Now I’m writing this from the hereafter

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    whose chest was too big for her sweater
    whilst casting some spells
    she blew off both girls
    and now she sounds just like Eddie Vedder.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Who was as hot as the Sun if not better.
    She had Librarian Glasses,
    Gun shoes that kicked peoples’ asses,
    And a chest that made people wetter.

  • Bayonetta’s a witch, quite candid
    Her torture moves sexy, not sordid
    Easy mode’s the best
    with just one button to press
    Means ‘climax’ is still reached one handed

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Her hair turned into leather.
    But don’t be misled,
    There’s none on her head,
    Turns out it’s from her nethers.

  • Bayonetta, a hot Umbra Witch…
    This is one lady you don’t call a bitch..
    Her Feet and Gun, how it Joins..
    A Kick and Pow, goodbye Groins..
    That one injury needs more than a stitch..

  • Bayonetta was a large chested girl.
    Who could kill you by giving her hair a twirl.
    But if you did bed her,
    without getting deader,
    her climax would make your toes curl!

  • Ever so ready my girl Bayonetta
    Steaming with sweat, she is aroused as ever
    Thrusting her buns
    She whips out her guns
    Blasting all foes as she moistens with pleasure

  • A witch called Bayonetta has made me happy,
    Wielding her guns: Parsley, Sage, Thyme and Rosemary,
    She took aim at my chest,
    Told me to undressed,
    I’m so grateful that she is so kinky!

  • So there’s this game coming out named Bayonetta
    Her moves are as if she’s from the gutter,
    She beats guys to a pulp
    and a climax that makes you go GULP!
    Yet nothing more than a rehash of arcade bomb Vendetta

  • Bayonetta is so tasteful with her latex seduction
    As my insides experience intense chemical eruption
    With the blast of her stylish gun
    Goosebumps spread like midnight sex fun
    Unfortunately the pleasures cause by my vacuums suction


  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Embroiled in a deadly vendetta
    The hot Umbran Witch
    Would cut a Lumen bitch
    But hopefully she’d then kiss it better.

  • At work, I was thinking of Bayonetta
    When my belt buckle broke altogether
    I’m not lying, you see
    This did happen to me!
    I guess I should’ve known better…

  • Bayonetta is one of those game chicks
    Who looks rather like a dominatrix
    Wearing skin tight jump suits
    With guns on her boots
    She’d probably do well in the Matrix

  • There once was a girl Bayonetta,
    Who’s game was released in Australia,
    While it’s deserved there’s no question,
    The camera angle I’ve chosen,
    Shows Atkinson might really know better

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Who was violently sexy in leather
    Nerds want some virtual railin’
    She looks a tad like Sarah Palin
    Some cosplay could bring them together!

  • There was a girl called Bayonetta who came to Vigrid
    Don’t be fooled by the latex this girl is frigid
    If you stare too long at her perfect pair
    She’ll introduce you to Scarborough Fair
    And that thing in your pants wont be the only thing rigid.

  • Bayonetta, Bayonetta, charming so
    not your body or hair
    that is making me stare
    but your style and grace
    putting me in a daze.

  • This girl Bayonetta is hard to beat
    She carry’s a sword and has guns on her feet
    Don’t get on her bad side you might feel some pain
    As she climaxes on you again and again
    Are we still talking about a game?

  • There once was this lass Bayonetta
    Who went to the shops to buy feta
    But while she was looking
    At cheese for her cooking
    She realised haloumi was better

  • Bayonnetta came to Sony’s machine,
    And met a problem unforeseen.   
    For an Xbox she’d opt,
    As her progress was stopped, 
    Damn! The PS3 loading screen.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    a wicked witch with a tight suit that is not leather
    but woven with a spell
    on her long locks from hell
    with a flirtatious wink ensure you will never forget her

  • There once was a girl, Bayonetta
    Vile witch, if you ever have met her
    A negative review
    She’ll waste you, pew pew!
    Your slander may make you regret…argh!

  • There once was a girl Bayonetta,
    The darling of all who reviewed her,
    The story’s dull and inane,
    The music’s bat-shit insane,
    But as game play goes it’s a master

  • Bayonetta was her name,
    Torturing boys gave her fame,
    Please lift that hair…
    What’s under there?
    Oh where’s the mod for this game?

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta.
    Whom a jealous Kratos decided to one better.
    So he doned a suit of skin tight leather from his era.
    And made himself a wig out of the hair of hera.
    You couldn’t even tell the two apart when they were together.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Whose glasses made her much sexier
    Being a geek
    Is so very chic
    Sega’s got us hook, line and sinker

  • Bayonetta, a vixen so hot,
    she knows how to flaunt what shes got,
    with a wave of her hair,
    shell unleash despair,
    piling corpses sky-high left to rot,

  • I bought the Climax edition today at JB.
    The gun is absolute rubbish, I couldn’t believe it. It looks like it was painted by a blind 5 year old.
    Not worth buying at all.

  • Bayonetta was the girls name,
    To write a limerick was the aim,
    But nothing would rhyme,
    I don’t have the time,
    Stuff it, I’ll just buy the game.

  • I told my girl to cosplay Bayonetta
    But do it, I still cannot get her.
    She shouted “You Brute!
    She’s not even cute!”
    I said “Unlike you, her curves still give me pleasure.”

    Hurrah for being unnecessarily mean to someone who puts up with you!

  • Have we all forgotten Vanessa from pn03,
    She too had a mighty fine booty believe you me,
    Each room she would clear with deadly grace,
    Much like bayonetta, but with a slightly prettier face,
    If you don’t believe me, find pn03 and you shall see.

  • That girl, Bayonetta, my heroine
    causing a moment of indecision
    such perky 3d
    rendered so tastily
    oops, i broke my tv again

  • There Once was a girl Bayonetta
    who made Batman a little erecta
    while in the Batmobile
    she let out a great squeal
    and said please don’t hit the ejector

    In case you couldn’t tell, I’m running low on ideas.

  • A witch of a girl was that Bayonetta,
    She could shape shift from cat to bird and feather.
    With the flick of her arse
    She could create such a farce
    Its a shame she is mere pixels slapped together.

  • Bayonetta’s a girl you don’t want to meet
    But if you do please stare at her feet.
    Because if you look above her waist.
    You’ll leave with less than half a face.
    Your intestines allover the street.

  • There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Her name broke rhyme structure altogether.
    This lim’erick is made,
    For a game to be played.
    If this contest is won, all the better.

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