You've only got two more chances left to win the limited Climax edition of Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya's hair-raising new action game. Find out how to enter and who won Wednesday's draw after the jump.
Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We'll be giving away one per day until Friday.
Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you'll find:
* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging * A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet * A 36-page hardcover art book * A CD of the game's soundtrack
Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.
So how do you win?
Given Bayonetta's rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.
Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: "There once was a girl called Bayonetta..." And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.
Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for the day's draw and winners will be announced at 10am the following day when the new draw opens.
You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count. If you wish to enter the next day's draw, you must enter a new limerick.
Good luck!
And Wednesday's winner is... warcroft!
Here's warcroft's winning limerick:
uʍop ǝpısdn pןɹoʍ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥs ssıʞ ɐ ǝɯ ʍǝןq uǝɥʇ sdıɥ ɹǝɥ pǝʎɐʍs ǝɥs punoɹɐ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝɥs suoɯǝp puɐ sןǝƃuɐ uʍoʇ oʇ ǝɯɐɔ ɐʇʇǝuoʎɐq pǝɯɐu ןıɹƃ ɐ
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Comments
Is it a sin to admire beauty? It is when it’s for Bayonetta...
So Bayonetta came to town last week
to show me some guns strapped to her feet
"That's impractical!" said I,
Though I cannot tell a lie
I was staring at assets I dare not repeat.
There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
and heaven was all out to get her
but through shedding her clothes
she annihilated her foes
and achieved a climax forever.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Who gave death threats to all that met her,
You'd look at her arse,
she'd break yours like glass,
and then after that you'd know who's better
I like this one a lot. I hope it wins.
OMFG! I won!
Thank you so much Kotaku!
Congrats Mate!
Did you hand pick those characters, or is there a program that you used to turn the text upside down?
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There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Who's legs just went on forever,
She looks like she'd spank me,
Slap and disgrace me,
If she were real I would totally let her
There once was this girl named Bayonetta
I wrote her a long, long love letter
I though she would marvel
Instead she was startled
All that's left of my heart is blood splatter
There once was a witch Bayonetta
Who's enemies were out to get her
To sleep, she was set
A spell to make her forget
And she woke with a pair of Baretta
Great work warcroft!
Bayonetta; all the men hail her.
Complexion; couldn't be any paler.
Guns; Scarborough Fair.
Clothes; made from hair.
Glasses; without them she'd be a failure.
Bayonetta's a girl you can't pass
No better witch found with more class
A gun on each limb
But still stunningly trim
Her best weapon, of course, her ass.
Bayonetta’s a girl full of sin
But there’s worse than her gun-shoes within.
There are baddies who cry,
Even wish they could die,
At her soul-searing phrase “Is it in?”
A girl called Bayonetta lost her memory,
A feisty opponent with boundless energy,
Transforming her hair,
Into whatever will scare,
Here’s hoping you’re not the enemy!
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
Took herself seriously as a hairdresser
Should have known what offends
Pointed out her split ends
Now I’m writing this from the hereafter
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
whose chest was too big for her sweater
whilst casting some spells
she blew off both girls
and now she sounds just like Eddie Vedder.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Who was as hot as the Sun if not better.
She had Librarian Glasses,
Gun shoes that kicked peoples' asses,
And a chest that made people wetter.
Bayonetta's a witch, quite candid
Her torture moves sexy, not sordid
Easy mode's the best
with just one button to press
Means 'climax' is still reached one handed
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Her hair turned into leather.
But don't be misled,
There's none on her head,
Turns out it's from her nethers.
Bayonetta, a hot Umbra Witch...
This is one lady you don't call a bitch..
Her Feet and Gun, how it Joins..
A Kick and Pow, goodbye Groins..
That one injury needs more than a stitch..
Bayonetta was a large chested girl.
Who could kill you by giving her hair a twirl.
But if you did bed her,
without getting deader,
her climax would make your toes curl!
Ever so ready my girl Bayonetta
Steaming with sweat, she is aroused as ever
Thrusting her buns
She whips out her guns
Blasting all foes as she moistens with pleasure
A witch called Bayonetta has made me happy,
Wielding her guns: Parsley, Sage, Thyme and Rosemary,
She took aim at my chest,
Told me to undressed,
I’m so grateful that she is so kinky!
So there's this game coming out named Bayonetta
Her moves are as if she's from the gutter,
She beats guys to a pulp
and a climax that makes you go GULP!
Yet nothing more than a rehash of arcade bomb Vendetta
Bayonetta is so tasteful with her latex seduction
As my insides experience intense chemical eruption
With the blast of her stylish gun
Goosebumps spread like midnight sex fun
Unfortunately the pleasures cause by my vacuums suction
XD
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
Embroiled in a deadly vendetta
The hot Umbran Witch
Would cut a Lumen bitch
But hopefully she'd then kiss it better.
At work, I was thinking of Bayonetta
When my belt buckle broke altogether
I'm not lying, you see
This did happen to me!
I guess I should've known better...
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