Canadian Sex Ed Game Stars Captain Condom, Wonder Vag

And a guy in a lucha libre mask with dong arms. And if you answer a question incorrectly in a flash game put together by London, Ontario's health service, he, uh, well ... jizzes on you. NSFW at the jump.

But if you answer correctly, you put up a super condom shield and splash back this villain, the "Sperminator". The game "Adventures in Sex City" was produced by the Middlesex London Health Unit, in an effort to teach teens about safe sex and their sexual well-being. You can play one of four characters to save Sex City from this creature, who apparently got his bulging penis-arms because he contracted an STD and didn't go down to the free clinic in time.

Gee, a health department telling kids arms will turn into giant penises if they get an STD? That sounds responsible.

If you're playing, protip: Pretty much every worst-case scenario is the correct answer. Although, no, you can't get the clap from a toilet seat. Unless you have unprotected sex with a toilet seat. In which case the clap is the least of your worries.

Adventures in Sex City [NSFW? Yeah, it's NSFW. Middlesex London Health Unit via Montreal Gazette]


    Hmmm i wonder what the AG of SA would have to say about this......

      i think its important to teach 12 year old kids that fapping is healthy/normal. And better off scaring them away from sex without condoms as soon as possible.

      My grandfathers penis fell off because he got sti and didnt use condoms, the old slut.

      seriously, sex ed saves lives.

    The novelty wore off after a minute or so, why the fuck did I keep playing that.

    I only got one wrong, who would have thought two condoms are less safe than one?? I know some working girls who will be unhappy to hear that, they always make the extra ugly ones wear two??

      Friction between the two can cause damage.

      Am I the only one who had 'health education' in school?!

    Awesome game...I believe it could be easy for the young childrens to know bot about sex knowledge.

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