NSFW: Erotic Game Tracks "Alone Time"

*cough* Adult game developer Waffle is releasing a new title later this month that allow players to track their playing-with-themselves time. Shameful, not-safe-for-work post to follow. You've been warned!

As website Canned Dogs points out, ero title Migite ga tomaranai boku to, osananajimi no shimai (loosely "Me who can't stop his right hand and childhood sisters") can be used to record things like: "Today's playstyle: Socks masturbation", "Number of times you wanked today", "Total number of times wanked so far (graph display possible)", "Time taken for ejaculation" and "Average time taken for ejaculation".

The graph helps players visualise just how long they've spent each time. Because graphs are great at showing just how productive you are at... Yeah, that's all I got.

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Comments

    ...why dose this even exist?

    Heh. I'll bet I'm the millionth to think it, first to post it, but here goes;

    Japan. Superior.

    It's probably because of crap like this that Japan has such a high rate of suicide...

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