WIN! Aliens Vs Predator Hunter Edition On PC

How would you like your very own facehugger? Well, you can if you enter our Aliens Vs Predator giveaway starting today.

UPDATE: Monday's draw is now closed. Look for Monday's winner and a chance to win the PS3 version on Tuesday morning.

Thanks to Sega we have SIX copies of Aliens Vs Predator, the new first-person shooter from Rebellion launching this Thursday, to give away. From now until the weekend we'll be giving away one copy per day across PC, PS3 and Xbox 360.

They're not just any old copies though, they're the Hunter Edition. That's the very limited edition that includes: * The game * Steelbook case * Four bonus multiplayer maps * A replica mouldable facehugger * A Weyland sleeve badge * A 3D lenticular card

That's right, I said replica mouldable facehugger.

To enter today's draw for the PC edition you're going to have to complete this joke: "So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar..."

You've got until midnight tonight to leave your joke in the comments below. No multiple entries are allowed. However, you may of course enter tomorrow's draw.

Good luck!

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    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar all looking battered and bruised. They sit on the stools and order a drink each. Curious, the bartender ask 'what the hell happened to you lot?'. The predator says, 'Well i hate this skinny shit right here'. The Alien says 'Well i hate this ugly dude right here too!'. The Marine then says, 'I'm just caught in a love triangle'.

    ummmm..... and the bartender passes out?

    An alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar...

    the Marine walks up to the bar with an alien emerging from his chest, the bartender asks "what's gotten into you?".

    The Alien walks up to the bar covered in slime, the bartender asks "why the long face?".

    The predator walks up to the bar complaining that he had to give up all of his trophies at the door, the bartender laughs "you're spineless!".

    Got to love the cheese.

      Probably the best one here, that seems to have been copied 100 times :P

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. Predator pauses and lets out a sigh. 'What's wrong, pred?' asks Alien. Predator looks around, observing his surroundings rather joylessly. 'Our movie ideas just keep getting worse.'

    Oh gosh, Ive just jizzed in my pants.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar and the bar tender asks the alien, "Why the long face?"

    The alien tears the bartender apart.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. Do you think the Marine would notice?

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar... and the bartender says "Alien, why the long head?"

    “So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…The predators growls, the alien's jaws snap and the marines nose runs.

      Did you get that from stargate? LOL

    An Alien, a Predator and a Marine walk into a bar and they all order a drink. The marine starts chatting to the barman who happens to be the terminator and asks about the awards lining the top self above the bar. The Terminator tells him that its the awards he got for his great film sequel and success of the other films. The predator gets jealous and leaves in a rush. The marine who's franchise did pretty well with four films continues chatting and has a really good night until the alien got too drunk then killed and maimed everybody. Overall PREDATOR 2 Sucked!

    My problem with jokes is I don't know how and when to end them.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar M1918. There is quite a mess.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar and the bartender says "Drink?"

    'Nothing for me" says the marine "I'm pregnant"

      nice

    So an alien, marine and predator all walk into a bar and settle down.

    Suddenly the marine starts writhing and gagging with something bulging from his chest.

    "What's gotten into you?" notes the bartender.

    An Alien, The Predator and a Marine walk into a bar. The Marine says
    "Hey, did you hear the one about us?"

      An Alien, The Predator, Some Space Marines, An Unwitting Science Expedition, An 1980's police force, A crew of jungle commandos and Sigourney Weaver walk into a bar. The Bartender says, "Is this a joke?"

        Dang, I just noticed no double entries - take the first one!

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar, the bartender offers the marine a drink, a friendly patron says that the drink was mean't for the Alien, but continues to drink it. The drink ends up burning straight through the marine, the Predator turns to the bartender, "I may dislike humans but that drink was designed for my Xenomorph friend!", the alien turns to the Predator and looks to the bar, then to a Pepsi machine on the other side of the bar, points and the bartender then throws him a Pepsi, the alien runs off. The Predator sits alone at the bar, "I think he's just gone back to revist that Alien pepsi commercial".

    Mass Effect 2 moment FTW!

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar...

    ... you'd think the other 2 would have stopped after the first walked into it...

    Ba-Boom-Tish...

    Don't care for the platform, so why not use the piss-poor dodgy line! :p

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. The predator enters first and slips on a pile of s**t. The alien enters second, and the marine third. They both slip over as well. The predator starts laughing and says "Oh man, i just did that". The Alien and the marine look at each other and then kill the Predator.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. They all realise they don't have enough money. So the predator says "I've got this", puts on his camoflage and tries to sneak some drinks from behind the bar. The bartender stops him and says "I got infrared vision, get outta here". The alien says "I got this" and uses his second mouth to try to reach over the bar and sneak some drinks from the top shelf. The bartender pulls out a crowbar, beats him back and says "get outta here". Outside the marine says "hey why don't we just split it". The predator and alien think this is a great idea and tear him apart.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar, predator find himself a corner, the alien a ceiling and the marine a face hugger he just met at the bar.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. Ouch.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar ... rarrrrrr, buzzzzzzz, arrrrrrhgh. BOOM! *drum roll*.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…

    "Fantastic," says the Fox Executive, "Give the green light for AVP3."

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. The barman sees them and says "You two are fine but your friend has to leave". The marine standing up for his buddies asks the barman "You've got a problem with one of my friends?" To which the barman replies "No your friends are fine it's you marines that are bad for business. Get a couple of drinks into you and you'll just spend the rest of the night huddled in the corner screaming and firing wildly everytime that motion sensor of yours beeps".

      HAHAHAHAHAHAAH sure winner right here

    So, an Alien, a Predator and a Marine walk into a bar at midday, which is a surprise to the patrons of the bar because as far as they know aliens mostly come out at night... mostly.

      yep this one is WIN the rest have been lame and gay

    Okay, time for the worst joke ever:

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar...

    The predator spots Chris Hansen at the bar and makes himself invisible. The marine says "I need to get something off my chest" just as an alien bursts out of him. The bartender, gesturing towards the marine, asks the alien, "what's gotten into him?" and the Alien says "I dunno, but he's driving me up the wall!"

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