WIN! Aliens Vs Predator Hunter Edition On Xbox 360

Our week-long Aliens Vs Predator giveaway concludes this weekend with the last 360 Hunter Edition up for grabs. We also find out who won yesterday's PS3 draw.

UPDATE: The weekend draw is now closed.

Thanks to Sega we have SIX copies of Aliens Vs Predator, the new first-person shooter from Rebellion, to give away. We've away one copy per day all week and now it's time for the very last one.

They're not just any old copies though, they're the Hunter Edition. That's the very limited edition that includes: * The game * Steelbook case * Four bonus multiplayer maps * A replica mouldable facehugger * A Weyland sleeve badge * A 3D lenticular card

That's right, I said replica mouldable facehugger.

To enter this weekend's draw for the final 360 edition you're going to have to complete this joke: "So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar..."

You've got until midnight Sunday to leave your joke in the comments below. No multiple entries are allowed.

And the winner of Friday's PS3 draw is the improbably-named Screaming Stop Sign:

Aliens are tramps, They impregnate everyone, You said you loved me.

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    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar and... Uhh... They drank peacefully all night and, uhh, payed off their tabs and really just couldn't have been more courteous.

    *Watches an alien's tail whip around in the air*

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar, you can just imagine the mess they left behind.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. They take the stage each taking a microphone. The Predator says, "My name is Toby Mac and I provide the rap for this posse, G." The Alien says, "My name is Kevvy K and I give it the rock that it needs." The marine says, "My name is Michael Tate and I'm bringin' the soul to this party." Then the predator continues, "Yo, that equals rap, rock and soul and together we make, D.C. Talk!"

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…

    ...And the colonial marine looks around and says 'Damn it, this isn't the Mana Bar!'

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…

    The joke contains first-person perspective, close-up depict-oh wait, crap I'v already told that one.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar… but they find the bar closed because the game was not balanced for alcohol.

    So, an alien, the predator, and a colonial marine walk into a bar, the predator couldn't eat for a week the alien suffered a spinal injury and the colonial marine needed lung surgery. I thought they smoothed out metal these days.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar... the marine orders a beer, the alien and predator sit there staring at each other, grinding their teeth. The marine after a few too many beers comes up with an idea. He suggests that instead of fighting the predator and alien should get together and create something unstoppable. Predalien, already been done marine, replies the predator, and then we would still be fighting you.

    Dammit, the marine gulps down another pint. Then the alien gets a brilliant idea...

    Let's just say they all end up going home together.

    An Alien, a Predator and a Colonial Marine walk into a bar... The Colonial Marine says "Shot-gun not driving!"
    The Predator says "Shot-gun not driving!"
    The Alien says "Gggrrrahhgg-krrraccgghhhaaa!"
    Translation: "F#ck you guys, you know I cant drive."

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…

    Ouch.

      Can you get any more clichéd?

      =P

    Already own it. Go nuts guys.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…you would think one of them would've seen it.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. As luck would have it, there's an attractive female of each species in attendance. The marine says "Let's make this sporting. Whoever can f*ck their girl first has their drinks paid for the others".

    The marine and the alien try out their lines. The marine gets a drink in the face, and the alien gets a tail slap (but not in a good way).

    The predator chuckles and walks up to the predatoress. He whispers in her ear and strokes her arm, but obviously says something wrong, and she leaves in a huff.

    The predator walks back to the other two and says "I win, mine's human blood on the rocks, thanks". The other 2 protest that he got rejected, to which the predator says, "While I was stroking her arm, I programmed her self-destruct. She's f*cked now!"

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long head?"

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar… they're all alcoholics and its destroying their families.

    So, an alien, the predator, and a colonial marine walk into an alien bar. The marine graciously buys the first round of bourbons and all three start drinking.

    Suddenly the alien begins choking and wheezing. He stumbles from his stool and falls to the floor. After a moment of violent hacking, he lets out a final rasp and falls slient.

    The predator and the marine stare at the motionless corpse in horror. "You killed him!" an onlooker accuses loudly.

    "Woah now, hold on a second," the marine stammers. "I know what this looks like, but just because I'm a colonial marine..."

    A crowd of aliens are beginning to close around the marine and the predator. The tension is thick in the air. "Murderer!" another alien yells.

    The colonial marine has his hand on the butt of his rifle, but knows they are vastly outnumbered. "We're dead," he whispers grimly.

    "Calm down," the predator replies. "Just take it easy. First of all, we don't even know if he's actually dead," the predator reasons. "So let's just make sure he's dead first, alright?"

    "Right," the colonial marine agrees. He whips out his rifle and fires two blasts directly into the motionless alien's chest, obliterating the corpse. "He's dead. Now what?"

    an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar, and another bar and another bar... I don't think they understand the terms of an assault charge.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. The bartender yells across the room, 'what do you three boys want?, we have one of everything?' The colonial marine shouts out 'one Corona please!' Followed by the Alien, 'one acid juice please!'. The predator then shouts 'one Victoria Bitter please!'
    The bartender gets their drinks ready and suddenly the Predator shoots the Colonial Marine dead with his cannon blaster. The bartender asks 'what was that for?'. The predator replied, ' I changed my mind I want the Corona.'

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…

    They ask the bartender for a Bud (for the Marine), some Acid (for the alien), and some slime (for the predator). The bartender says "I can do that; or I can just get you all three mixed together, we have some here it's called V.B."

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar and there is a bar brawl going on. The Marine hides under the table and someone yells at him "your spineless". The marine points to the predator and says "well he made me that way". Meanwhile the alien just wonders why everyone just can't hug... faces...

    ** I would just like to congratulate the eventual winner, cos if no one beats this joke then there is something seriously wrong with the world!! **

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…
    After a few drinks, things turn sour and it soon turns into a "YOUR MUM'S SO FAT..." Slanging match.

    "Your mum's so fat that she asked ME if I wanted some candy" says the Predator to the human, kicking off proceedings.
    "Your mum's so fat, that even with her cloaking device on, I can STILL see her", retorts the human,
    The Alien takes aim at the human with, "Your mum's so fat that I had to use THREE face huggers just to cover her mouth" !
    Visibly torn, the Marine quickly fires back, "Well your mum's so dumb that she thinks Ripley's Beleive It Or Not is based on HER !
    The Alien becomes enraged with this and tips the table over and then proceeds
    to cave in the marines head with his piston like 2nd mouth.
    "WOW, Why did you have to do that for?" enquires the Predator.
    * " HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HSS HSSS HS HS HSSSSSSSSS!!"

    *translation: "No one Insults my Queen" !!

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar at midday which was odd as aliens mostly come out at night... mostly.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar… it was an average experience for all involved, mostly aimed at consoles with a PC afterthought.

    So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar. They make some witty (if not predictable) puns, a few snappy ripostes and perhaps some excellent wordplay, which wins me a Hunter Edition of AvP on Xbox 360.

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