Haiku is so overdone and would be verbose compared to these spot-on assessments of nearly 100 video games, done in just five words by Games Radar. Some rate a spoiler alert.
"Max Payne: Dead family means bullet time." "Bomberman: Trapped in a corner. F**k." "Assassin's Creed: Eavesdropping on conversations gets boring." And, right after that, "Grand Theft Auto IV: Quit calling me about TEETEES!" "Ghosts ‘n Goblins: Quit gettin' naked around zombies!"
Really, if we can reduce a game to five stars, wouldn't five words be just as good, if not more meaningful? See the full list at the link below.
Games Summed Up in Five Words [Games Radar]