Video Game Blogger Has The World's Largest Schlong

At 13.5 inches, Jonah Falcon may apparently have the biggest penis in the world, but he doesn't have a full-time job. Funny, that. The Daily Show tries to convince him to enter the obvious profession: pornography.

But Falcon isn't just, you know, a huge dick. Of course not! He also enjoys acting and blogging about video games at website Game Stooge.

Video: Jonah Falcon Needs a Job [The Daily Show Thanks, Dan!]


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    Why in hell did I just click on this link>

    ...and this is news how?

      We've filed it under "Culture". You can use http://www.kotaku.com.au/news/ if you just want gaming "news".

    "You were born with a 13.5 inch penis..." BORN with a 13 inch dick? Wow, that's some baby!

    This guy definitely isn't a zero, he is a F-Zero.

    *drum roll*

    *cymbal*

    Boy tough crowd tonight.

    OK, so he's massive.

    But is it really necessary to condescend the poor guy for not wanting to enter the shadowy world of porn?

    Wow. Just wow.

    Okay, so he didn't need to go into porn - but BLOGGING? That anaconda is just wasted!

    Couldn't he have been a happy medium? Like... Event Organiser or something, something that involves tonnes of sex but is still a "legitimate" non-sex job? Like footy, for example!

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