Imagine my surprise when a FedEx man left a package from Bungie, marked to be delivered first thing this morning, the day their 10-year publishing agreement with Activision was unveiled.
Slicing through the brown packing tape, I discovered a black Pelican case coiled in bubble wrap. Inside?
Popping it open I discovered inside what looked to be a military grade electric clipper with Halo Reach printed on the front. Just unfortunate timing, it seems.