Please Sing Us A Modern Warfare Song

On Friday, amidst much commentary and schadenfreude about the state of Modern Warfare development studio Infinity Ward was one attempt to turn the drama into song. Now, we just need someone to sing it.

Lyrics via Kotaku reader Blood Eden.

Step One you hold our royalties

We ask and beg on broken knees

To pay us everything that you owe.

So we won't have to borrow.

You fired Zampy, then dear West,

Even though they were the best.

As you start this stupid schism

Is this what you meant by fear and pessimism?

Where did you go wrong? You fucked a brand, Somewhere along in this shitty mess. And I would have quit Sunday, Had I known they were nicer at EA.

Tell the press that you know best

Cause after all you're on a quest

To ignore all legal precedence

And uphold questionable innocence.

Let's write a list of what is wrong

Like Bobby Kotick in a thong,

And pray to God he hears us,

And pray to God he hears us.

Where did you go wrong? You fucked a brand, Somewhere along in this shitty mess. And I would have quit Sunday, Had I known they were nicer at EA.

As B.K. begins to raise his voice,

We lower ours and grant him one last choice, Pay us our royalties or

Rack up the hefty courtroom fees.

He will do one of two things

He will admit to everything

Or he'll say he doesn't owe a thing

And then we'll duke it out in the Judge's ring.

Where did you go wrong, you fucked a brand. Somewhere along in this shitty mess. And I would have quit Sunday, Had I known they were nicer at EA.

To the tune of The Fray's "How to Save a Life":

I don't have a good singing voice, so that's where you come in. Sing it, regular version or radio edit, and I'll be happy to highlight your efforts here.


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