Pray For A True Tan In Space


    Seeing as the next metroid game is made by the same idiots that made Dead or alive: Paradise (a game that actually makes me want to puke), I wouldn’t be surprised if we get a gratuitous cutscene of Samus eating an ice cream while wearing a bikini that would make a shoelace feel fat.

    Samus is one of the rare video game heroines that hasn’t been turned into eye candy, let’s try to keep it that way.

      I read a hands on review of Metroid: Other M in NGamer and so far they're only guilty of a shot of her arse in her Zero suit.

      Personally I prefer Samus in her bulky suits. She manages to make them sexy. Zero suit Samus is useless >_< DO know the Justin Bailey code right? Even in 1986 Nintendo programmers saw her as a piece of arse, and allowed their customers to see her as such, running around in her zero suit/bikini.

    You can really tell that their technology is far more advanced than ours - Samus doesn't have helmet hair.

    have you played super smash bros brawl? alot of zerosuit samus moves are super sexy style attacks.

    She is a sex object now, a sexy one.

      Because Brawl is nothing but fan-service.

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