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This review was submitted by Sam Hardy. If you’ve played Just Cause 2, or just want to ask Sam more about it, leave your thoughts in the comments below.
Just Cause 2 (PC)
You must free the island from an insane dictator by sending everything up in flames, all for a just cause. The game takes your action tropes and cranks them to 11, from submarines assaults, lost WW2 Japanese soldiers and horrid accents galore, this game is armed to the teeth with cheese and charm as nothing is taken seriously.
An Array Of Toys And Sheer Lunacy: Your goal is to destroy things owned by the government, such as generators, water towers, fuel lines and oil rigs. The environment is your greatest weapon and to help you abuse this is your trusty grapple hook. It can do all sorts of things, like pulling you up buildings, to connecting guards to flying canisters or even pinning pursing cars into the ground. This also is your backup form of transport as you can slingshot into the air and glide around on your parachute.
But That’s Not The Only Way To Jet Around: From lowly Tuk-Tuks, boats and even 737’s all are up for grabs to hang out of while firing away. Plus you can airlift in an assortment of weapons, cars with guns, jet planes and boats (with guns) at anytime keeping you armed and never short of a ride.
“99% complete”: Each village needs to be liberated, and to do so requires taking out government equipment and finding upgrade items, each slowly count towards 100%. This is more of a chore than it should be as many items are scattered well off the main village on some nearby hill. While pickups come with helper radar, most destructive items don’t, leading you to spend ages hunting down that one transformer you missed in your rocket strafing run. Other areas like the Panau city have these items tucked away so neatly you have to comb street by street to get anywhere.
Difficulty Curve: Even on casual the game is quite brutal. As you get further into the game the difficulty scales up. If you barrel through the main story you end up in a situation where you’re rapidly overpowered as you haven’t collected enough weapon upgrades to effectively fight back against rocket equipped helicopters and super accurate soldiers. This becomes irritating when you just want to collect stuff and a simple gunshot sends the whole army after you.
A Bit Underwhelming: The game jumps between a really fun mission to something as bland as “take out X or drive Y here." Plus with everything accessible from the start and a short list of unlocks there’s very little feeling of progress. In the end it feels like you’re ticking off a very large checklist.
Despite flaws this game never lets up on the fun. There’s always something new and stupid to do. Simply shooting someone becomes too boring, so why not attach them to a plane and take them on a tour of the island? It’s for a just cause.
Reviewed by: Sam Hardy
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