I believe it was the poet Bell Biv DeVoe who said "Never trust a big butt and a smile." But one thing you can trust? Kotaku reviews. So let's review what video games, movies and hardware we reviewed this week.
In which Stephen Totilo uses the words Clancyverse and Daddening when describing Sam Fisher's latest and late stealth adventure.
In which Brian Crecente tests his pet gorilla's ability to play Modern Warfare 2 on the tiniest gaming laptop we've ever reviewed.
In which Owen Good takes pause with this retro collection's ability to pause and never once mentions post operative transsexual Mad Gear gang member Poison. Hmph!
In which I serve blue milk to thirsty patrons and namedrop Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes like I'm some kind of Star Wars fan.
In which Mike Fahey has one warning: do not read Kick arse (before seeing this film).
In which Stephen Totilo breaks his vegetarianism (metaphorically) for a descent into bullet hell. Don't miss his scathing single word assessment of this manic shooter's music.