AU Diary: Alpha Protocol And Iron Man Winners

We ran two Sega giveaways last week. One to win espionage RPG Alpha Protocol, the other win movie tie-in Iron Man 2. Let's find out who won.

First, your Alpha Protocol winners are: Josh, gman, FRIENDLYUNIT, Jonathan Betten, iamGhozt, SeoN, SirJD, Stone, Braaains and Crono. All ten have scored themselves a copy of the game on PC, 360 or PS3 when it's released at the end of this month. Plus, they get their winning interview questions answered by Obsidian's Chris Parker and Chris Avellone. Look for the full interview in the coming weeks.

Second, your winning AC/DC-lyrics-repurposed-to-be-about-Iron-Man-2 are:

Mr Explody's "Stark Is Really Strong" (to the tune of "You Shook Me All Night Long") He was a fast machine, And shined like Mr. Sheen, He wore the best damned mecha that I'd ever seen He had those back-lit eyes, Used his arms when he flies, Shooting up dudes like it's the 4th of July

Fighting more than his share, Baddie's don't have a prayer, He may bust a suit, but He's got plenty of spares

So when the iron suit's waking, Bad dude's start quaking, And faces breaking, Stark's here to mush them into glue,

Stark is really strong! he knocks em out, I said, glue, Stark is really strong!

Adrian Verna's "Iron Man" (to the tune of "TNT") See me fly out with my jetpack From inside your tank Kill as much terrorists as I can get Damn straight you KNOW I'm a threat. Rockets to the left of me And bullets to the right I am a gun I am a knife Don't you start a fight.

'Cause I'm IRON MAN. AND WAR MACHINE IRON MAN. Don't you start a fight. IRON MAN. I'm a power load. IRON MAN. I'll make you explode.

I'm metal, mean, I am not green. I am Iron Man. I fight crime, I am number 1 Understand. So lock up your band guys, lock up your guns Run out the back door, and run for your life Iron Man is back in town, and I got backup this time.

(Repeat chorus)

Shuvy's "My Armour Chafes Like Hell" (to the tune of "Highway To Hell") It ain't easy, living encased Season ticket for another sequel Guns are hot, Gold and Red Taking on everything in my way Don't need mercy Don't need weakness Tony stark has a problem though Growing rash, lotion time My nuts are gonna be there too

My Armour chafes like hell! Armour chafes like hell! Armour chafes like hell! My Armour chafes like hell!

Ryan Bowen's "It`s Been A Long Time Since Tony Had A Normal Human Heart" (to the tune of "It's A Long Way To The Top If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll") Ridin` in the desert Got a missile to show Stopped by guys with guns Shooting my army guys Gettin` grabbed Gettin` shot Gettin` beat up Broken boned Gettin` had Gettin` took Poor Tony Stark's Got it harder than it looks

It`s been a long time Since Tony had a normal human heart It`s been a long time Since Tony had a normal human heart If you think it`s easy wearing armoured suits Try being this playboy Stark It`s been a long time Since Tony had a normal human heart

Obadiah, traitor Backstabber of our guy Stark Selling weapons outside The designated lines Big old man Evil guy Betrays Tony For monay! Big old man Evil guy That`s how it goes In the superhero world

It`s been a long time Since Tony had a normal human heart It`s been a long time Since Tony had a normal human heart If you wanna fly to the moon and back Well tough, only Iron Man can do that! It`s been a long time Since Tony had a normal human heart It`s been a long time Since Tony had a normal human heart Oh, it's been such a long time! Such a long time! (for the Iron Man) It`s been such a long time, long time! (bagpipe!)

DONAR's "RDJ (Ode to Robert Downey Jr)" (to the tune of "TNT") See me flyin' while the sun sets Over Marvel's NYC Took down Stane, didn't break a sweat Got back in time for drinks Cap is to the left of me Thor's to the right We all get our own films Then we'll team up.. Don't you start no fight

(Chorus) Cos I'm R.D.J. I'm Tony Stark R.D.J. Perfect for the part R.D.J Box office smash R.D.J. Rollin' in cash

Got an Aussie as the Thunder God Johnny Storm's now Cap Just don't mention the Fantastic Four (They were crap) So get into Gold Class Buy all the toys Widow costumes for the girls And repulsors for boys Iron Man is back in town So don't you mess around

R.D.J The sequel's great R.D.J And you just can't wait R.D.J And see it you must R.D.J The Bat can eat our dust

Well done, everyone. I'll be in touch shortly to arrange your prizes.


    awww man i was really hoping i would win one of these.. lol

    As always guys, great entries!
    Really enjoying those ironman entries! lol genious

    Awesome! Thanks David :D
    Really looking forward to having the question answered too :)

    Oh,wow...never expected that! I actually checked my emails before reading the results so i didnt think i had won, thanks David! Really looking forward to reading the interview.

    !! is that me? wow thanks a lot Dave!
    and congrats to the other winners and the ironman lyrics composers!

    Can't wait! Do we wait for an email or do we just send you the address and console preference? Sorry...still new to this.

    Thanks again!

    Awesome, Im actually pretty glad my questions getting answered actually.

    Thanks so much Dave. I'll definitely find use for the AC/DC album. Thanks so much!! :D

      Hey Adrian, can you change your Facebook settings so I can shoot you a message? Need your details to send out your prize.

    Fantastic! I look forward to the interview.

    I'd love a copy on either of the consoles if possible!:)


    Better chase down a needle for my record, I hope they still make needles.

    Thanks David.


    Congratulations to all the winners... looking forward to that Alpha Protocol article also...

    Awesome!! It's a subject I'd been thinking about for ages so I look forward to reading the answers!

    Awesome! I've been away for a few days, just got home today, take a look in here and - sweet! :)

    Now I just need to get my PS3 back *sigh* :(

    How do we go about claiming our prize? Should I have received an email or something? Or will we hear something later on a bit nearer the game's release?

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