The fight is finished. Humanity is saved, the Covenant dispatched to the far reaches of the universe. What's left for Master Chief, now he's hurtling alone through space? Why, pop music, of course. German pop music.
Look, Germany, as a nation, you build a lot of great stuff! Cars, trains, weapons, watches, video games, elevators, even your rock n' roll is great. But your pop? Could do with some work.
With one exception, of course.