In This Post I'm Giving Away One Halo: Reach Multiplayer Beta Code

And I'll be giving it to the first person who...

...can make me laugh in the comments below.

UPDATE: So, yeah, I think I've read and deleted quite enough racist/sexist/homophobic jokes by now. Stop it, you idiots. Yes, you know who you are.

To draw this throwaway comp to a close, I'm awarding the code to Dean for citing one of my favourite jokes.

This comp is closed. No more comments will be approved.


    Im sorry david, the only jokes I know are sexually orientated.
    And they only focus on picking on the misfortunes of someone else.
    To which they reply with a sleazy laugh.

    Was that a smile?

    An old lady falling down a hill.

    I suppose we don't need this if we already own ODST correct?

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. 
    When asked to define "Great" he said, 
    "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" 
    He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

    I recently broke my middle finger on my left hand. I had the doctor set the splint in such a way that allowed my thumb and index finger to remain free so that I can continue to Pwn this weekend.

    What's laughable is all this hype over a BETA!!! Hype is a powerful tool i want in!

    Let me cosult the Official Microsoft humour guide...

    An neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink, and then asks "how much", the barman replies, "for you, no charge".

    What's Halo?

    two antennas got married the wedding was terrible but the reception was great............. gamertag is andre4772

    also funny word......tbag

    Halo "yo momma" jokes:

    Your mommas so fat, the warthog had to ride her.

    Yo Momma's so fat, she enters big team battle by herself.

    Yo Momma's so fat, she has to use the first X-Box controller.

      your mother is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow

        I think Cameron deserves to win. It was pretty awesome.

    i put a blank tape in and put the tv on full blast....
    the mime next door went nuts!!

    How about another,

    So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

    The barman, being an observant sort of bloke, says “Do you know you’ve got a steering wheel attached to your crotch?”

    “Arrrr,” says the pirate. “It’s drivin’ me nuts.”

    if i lose can i still have a cookie please!!!!!!

    Where do you keep your buccaneers?

    Under your bucking hat.

    Why is it when you are asked to be funny old rubbish creepy uncle jokes come straight to your head?

    I submitted ten puns into a pun competition to see if one would win.

    No pun in ten did.

    If i got the code right now, you will extend my sickie tomorrow by a good 13 hours!

    I'm Master Chief's love child ;)
    I won't go into the details of how this happened but let's just say it involved some kind of trippy psychadelic time travel kaboodle, aka. "the incident".

    A man getting hit in the nuts with a football.

    I will travel back in time and kick my dad right in the nuts repeatedly until he names me Halo Reach, so that when this damn beta comes out, I can win one of these blasted contests!

    How do you get an one-armed irishman out of a tree?

    Wave at him.

    This is a joke I came up with when I was 8 or so: What do you call the aliens living inside Darth Vader? IN-VADERS!

    Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help.

    He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?"

    "Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead."

    The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot.

    "Ok", says the hunter, "what now?

      Wasn't that the joke that was voted best joke in the world?

        I hope not!

    I've smiled a few times, but no laughs yet. I says to her, I says... "who said women aren't meant to cook?! they've got milk AND eggs inside them"!!

      chortle chortle chortle

        haha, well if you didn't make david laugh at least you made me laugh and look like an idiot at work =P

      You're a cold cold man goosey

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