And I'll be giving it to the first person who...
...can make me laugh in the comments below.
UPDATE: So, yeah, I think I've read and deleted quite enough racist/sexist/homophobic jokes by now. Stop it, you idiots. Yes, you know who you are.
To draw this throwaway comp to a close, I'm awarding the code to Dean for citing one of my favourite jokes.
This comp is closed. No more comments will be approved.