Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there.
•Top 10 Video Game Enemies We Love to Kill [Planet Xbox 360]I guess GTA hookers aren’t exactly enemies, so, they don’t make the list. Rooftop archers from Assassin’s Creed should have gone on here, just because they’re so compliantly stupid. No. 1 is zombies, of course.
•The Five Best Weapons of the Halo: Reach Beta [Joystick Division]Grenade launcher. The others might be more effective, but when you pull off a perfectly-timed, long range bombing with this sucker, few kills are more satisfying.
•The 10 Worst Anti-Video Game Warnings [UGO]We’re by now extremely familiar with the playbook for anti-video game fearmongering. What makes this worth a look is Capt. Lou Albano, as Mario, telling kids that doing drugs places their souls in eternal jeopardy. Seriously, stay with it to the end. That’s No. 1 with a bullet.