Don't You EVER Shave That Moustache, Mario

Creepy. As spotted by reader Juan on an eBay consignment shop in Orlando, Florida.


    haha, mario is a babyface, I never realised it...

    Urgh. He looks... odd. Naked, in a facial hair kinda way. Bereft of tufts.

    that is just creepy like the troll that lives under your bed would be scared of that.
    no really he would.

    The Horror...

    What worries me more is the lack of eyebrows.


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