Just one of these days I’d like to see a music game come with music I actually like. That day is not today, as Sony announces SingStar Chart Hits, the latest in the franchise to be exclusive to Australia.
Coming to PS3 and PS2 from July 1, SingStar Chart Hits features a selection of terrible pop music. To fully appreciate the sheer horror on offer here, you will need to see the entire tracklist, below:
* 3Oh!3: Don’t Trust Me * A.R. Rahman feat. The Pussycat Dolls: Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny) * Alex Lloyd: Amazing * Ben Lee: Catch My Disease * Colbie Caillat: Fallin’ For You * Empire of the Sun: Walking on a Dream * George Michael: Outside * Guy Sebastian feat. Jordin Sparks: Art of Love * Kate Miller Heike: The Last Day on Earth * La Roux: Bullet Proof *. Lady GaGa: Poker Face * The Last Goodnight: Pictures of You * The Living End: White Noise * Michael Bublé: Haven’t Met You Yet * Mika: We Are Golden * Milli Vanilli: Blame it on the Rain * Natalie Bassingthwaighe: Alive * Nelly Furtado: Turn off the Light * Pixie Lott: Boys and Girls * The Presets: This Boys in Love * The Pussycat Dolls: Hush Hush; Hush Hush * Vanessa Amorosi: This is Who I Am * Vitamin C: Friends for Ever * Wes Carr: Feels Like Woah * Wolfmother: New Moon Rising
There are also five tracks exclusive to the PS3 version:
* Lady Gaga: Bad Romance * The Pussycat Dolls: When I Grow Up * Natalie Bassingthwaighte: Someday Soon * OneRepublic: All the Right Moves * Wes Carr: Yeah
OK, I guess the Presets are alright. But as for the rest? Just kill me now.