Surprise! No Portal 2 Party At E3

This just in from Valve:

Dear Subject Name Here,

Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal theatre. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise. However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.

If you'd like to ask fruitless questions about the E3 Portal 2 surprise or, more fruitfully, schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve's Special Envoy to Surprises, Doug Lombardi.

Thank you for <>

PS: The surprising record scratch is also not the surprise.

Surprised? Sure! Intrigued? Even more so.


    "Special Envoy to Surprises"'s like "Special Projects", but much much more awesome...

      Sounds like a Kevin Butler job title, but with much less awesome because it's not Kevin Butler :P

    Episode 3...... ;) lol the surprise is a lie +1

    If it isn't portal 2 anyways, it's episode 3.

      I want it to be Episode 3 so much :(

      But I know that it will probably be something lame like Team Fortress 3 :(

      Although I am more and more certain that if it is Episode 3 then Blizz will be doing another Orange Box and shipping it with Episode 3 Portal 2 and DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAN Black Mesa Source ^_~

    Activate crossed fingers for episode 3 announcement now.

    Valve never lets you down. Whatever they do, they do it with style, class and a GREAT sense of humour.

    Valve are some of the few people who can pull off some sort of downer news and still do it in such a way that you'll laugh about it.

    There had better be cake there...

    So everyone else asks about Episode 3 instead now? Wait I would've originally done that anyway!

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