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112 responses to “Caption This!”
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Robert
This is what happens if you vote for Labor… keep it up and I’ll get into the Budgie-smugglers… Muh huh ha ha!
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HoloGraham
Can you believe it? A Super-soaker, bottle of petrol and tape equals a flamethrower. Gotta love the internet.
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MrBS
….in the ongoing saga in New Orleans it has been reported that BP’s latest effort to contain the gulf of mexico oil spill has resulted in the zombification of residents. BP CEO Tony Haward has assured that he is looking into the situation….
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Winter
So I told little Jimmy “If you keep screwing around with that toy all hells gona’ break loose”
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Andrew Burdusel
If you experience a burning sensation anywhere in or around your underpants, consult your local health care professional.
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Mr Explody
“Although tests showed good results, we couldn’t ethically promote the use of the SuperSoakerFlamer 2000 for crowd control at the G20 summit”
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mike
Super Soaker – $40
Can of petrol – $50
Disposable ligther – $2Being able to fry the in-laws – Priceless
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Stephan Kold-Labia, CMO
“The Doctor told Chuck the burning sensation was due to repeated rigorous activity, and definitely not his recent trip to Bali”
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Stevorooni
Sear the zombie until it begins to caramelise. Serve with lemons and side dishes of your choice.
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Chuloopa
*sings*
Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire…I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire. -
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Chuloopa
The zombies were starting to regret not buying the Outbreak Edition with the “Tapeitordie” booklet included
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Dave
Super Soaker decided to head in a bit of a different direction with their latest product.
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Qumulys
Awwww.. Newsflash: Zombie Equal Rights to Burn Parade, ruined by lack of detail on account of lousy DOF settings.
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DerangedStoat
Further testing proved that Zombies cannot, in fact, “get down low, and go, go, go”…
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Kailan Thomsen
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a zombie’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have rotting abs and mauled limbs, doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident!
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Ross Moir
Bet you never thought all those nights alone, exercising your left hand and using your imagination would improve your zombie apocalypse survival skills.
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Silencer
Billy Bob knew he had made the right choice in switching to Caltex GTX 2.
The Scorching carcas stench was an aphrodisiac proof of this…after all, “Oils aint Oils” -
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Dean Henderson
Unfortunately even these drastic measures could not turn away ravenous twilight fans from the latest premiere.
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ndroste
“The crowds at the new Apple product launch were becoming increasingly restless, further adding to their reputation as mindless consumers.”
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Chuloopa
As seen in the local newspaper:
Inset: Last image of Superstar Chuck Greene before he was immolated when his supersoaker full of gasoline melted.
Picture: Frank West (he’s shot wars) -
Blackcowl
The room, the room, the room is on fire. We don’t need no water let the mother f@#ker burn!
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Jeremy Hore
McDonalds hiring of dyslexics came under criticism, after a member of staff asked a partially deaf man if he ‘wanted fires with that’, then proceeded to implement the company’s ‘customer is always right’ policy.
Sports at 11.
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Stewart Walker
Love is a buring thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fireI fell into a buring ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
the ring of fire…Thanks to Johnny Cash.
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Joshua Malthouse
Zombie Steve’s attempt to cross the floor without stepping on any cracks was proving difficult.
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finnbar
Female Zombie with the denim minnie skirt is flaming hot! She’s even got other Zombies falling for her with burning desires.
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Tunza
Steve Jobs was sick of the iPhone 4 antenna criticism so he chose his latest news conference to unveil the iFlame.
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Loz
“ICE TO MEET YOU! YOU GUYS NEED TO CHILL OUT! ALLOW ME TO COOL YOUR JETS! SNOW PROBLEM!”
:3
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The Cracks
Shaun always knew that his knowledge of volatile flammable liquids and his impressive collection of super-soakers would one day pay dividends. If only he’d remembered to cry ‘Flame On’…
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Jon Polti
It soon became disturbingly clear that Jimmy didn’t really understand his role as a Fireman.
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Dave B
David’s “gamer” inspired rampage was the final straw and provided the impetus that the gov’t needed to get the public (read ‘herd’) behind the mandatory interweb portal filter.
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ripperhugme
“After working in a 9-5 hell, Bill from accounting took up his heated passion for Zombie cooking”.
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Grim
And that guy at the hardware store tried to tell me plants were better versus zombies. Pfft!
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Nathan Runge
As minister, Tony Abbot cut spending. As Prime Minister, can you trust this won’t happen?
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Nathan Runge
The Zombie Apocalypse is like the internet. Full of morons, potentially brain destroying, but no match for a good firewall.
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Stone
The Myer stocktake sale turned a tad ugly, after Security Guard Fred misinterpreted the slogan “Hot Prices, All Day”
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Simon
Once the epidemic was contained, the question still remained of what to DO with all the zombies. Sam Neill was asked to front an ad campaign, focusing on the demographic heretofore untapped by the meat industry:
“Do you ever wonder why some people deny their instincts and refuse to eat lean red meat? Because some part of them believe that it is wrong to kill a living creature. Evolution, however, has just dropped into our laps a wonderful source of UNDEAD protein, vitamins and minerals. Stop beung Un-Australian and have a bloody BBQ. Zombie meat – we were MEANT to eat it”
cue stupid music and shuffling like a zombie
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ada99
True to his name, Chuck Greene tried to off set the carbon pollution the zombie outbreak had caused…
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Chuloopa
Old man green was in trouble
so went sifting through rubble
found a toy gun
filled it with rum
because petrol would’ve cost doublelol 😀
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