UPDATE: Well, gosh. Ubisoft just contacted me to offer a prize for the best caption. And that prize is a replica assassin's blade. Thanks guys!
I'll pick the best caption at 9am Wednesday. The winner is below.
UPDATE #2: Here are some of my favourite captions...
Joshy206 - "I don't think he nose what's happening..."
Stevorooni - "The gritty realistic take on Super Mario Bros just didn't have the magic of the original."
Jo - "As he looks over his new Colorbond roof; he knows he's made the right choice."
davemanc - "Lorenzo always looked down his nose at the other assassins techniques. He couldn't help it."
Chuloopa - ""Play time on the rooftops was always made harder with the nosey neighbors on our street""
Deranged Stoat - "I was taught not to stare at the sun as a young child, but being the rebelious youth I was, I chose to ignore this warning. My naivety has burnt an image into my retinas, leaving me with an irreversible light bloom in my vision. Oh how I wish I had listened, and could once more race across the rooftops with careless abandon..."
Qumulys - "Its rainin' men, hallelujah its raining men, whoa oo ooooh!"
Anon - (Doctor) "Note to self: Hire more staff to chase down needle-phobic patients. They're getting animated."
Kazuki - "This isn't where I parked my Chariot."
Brett McAuliffe - "Next week on 'When 15th century cross-dressers attack!'"
pugly - "All we're missing is a man in a gorilla suit and some Benny Hill music.."
But the winner is...
Ross Moir - (in the voice of David Attenborough) "While the running assasin held a dominant position for many years, they are slowly being hunted down and exterminated by the flying assasin. Meanwhile, the standing assasin has evolved masks and hoods to hide from their airborn adversaries."
Well done, Ross. You've scored yourself this replica assassin's blade, courtesy of the very kind folks at Ubisoft. Don't hurt anyone!