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Got a witty caption for this Assassin's Creed Brotherhood screenshot? Leave it in the comments below.

UPDATE: Well, gosh. Ubisoft just contacted me to offer a prize for the best caption. And that prize is a replica assassin's blade. Thanks guys! I'll pick the best caption at 9am Wednesday. The winner is below.

UPDATE #2: Here are some of my favourite captions...

Joshy206 - "I don't think he nose what's happening..."

Stevorooni - "The gritty realistic take on Super Mario Bros just didn't have the magic of the original."

Jo - "As he looks over his new Colorbond roof; he knows he's made the right choice."

davemanc - "Lorenzo always looked down his nose at the other assassins techniques. He couldn't help it."

Chuloopa - ""Play time on the rooftops was always made harder with the nosey neighbors on our street""

Deranged Stoat - "I was taught not to stare at the sun as a young child, but being the rebelious youth I was, I chose to ignore this warning. My naivety has burnt an image into my retinas, leaving me with an irreversible light bloom in my vision. Oh how I wish I had listened, and could once more race across the rooftops with careless abandon..."

Qumulys - "Its rainin' men, hallelujah its raining men, whoa oo ooooh!"

Anon - (Doctor) "Note to self: Hire more staff to chase down needle-phobic patients. They're getting animated."

Kazuki - "This isn't where I parked my Chariot."

Brett McAuliffe - "Next week on 'When 15th century cross-dressers attack!'"

pugly - "All we're missing is a man in a gorilla suit and some Benny Hill music.."

But the winner is...

Ross Moir - (in the voice of David Attenborough) "While the running assasin held a dominant position for many years, they are slowly being hunted down and exterminated by the flying assasin. Meanwhile, the standing assasin has evolved masks and hoods to hide from their airborn adversaries."

Well done, Ross. You've scored yourself this replica assassin's blade, courtesy of the very kind folks at Ubisoft. Don't hurt anyone!


Comments

    Ninja wannabes

    TAG, YOU'RE DEAD!

    pinocchio wasn't allowed to play with the real boys

    Assassin's Weed

    Oh my God, Double Rainbow!

      *tips hat*

      STRUTTIN THAT ASS

    "The invention of chiropractics"

    As he looks over his new Colorbond roof; he knows he's made the right choice.

      hahahaha that is BRILLIANT! :D

    "Oh my God!! Can you believe how the background just fades into mist? How unusual."

    Lorenzo always looked down his nose at the other assassins techniques. He couldn't help it.

    Sequel to Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon:

    "Crouching Assassin Hidden Blade"

    Damn!!! they took the red pill

    With this syringe I shall create the ultimate human assassin caterpillar!

    "I was taught not to stare at the sun as a young child, but being the rebelious youth I was, I chose to ignore this warning.
    My naivety has burnt an image into my retinas, leaving me with an irreversible light bloom in my vision.

    Oh how I wish I had listened, and could once more race across the rooftops with careless abandon..."

    ahhh a couple in love.....reminds me of my wife and i

    Damn i'm glad I paid Ezio the money to take that bastard out. That's the last time he's going to make me guard a stupid box in the middle of the street!

    (in the voice of David Attenborough)
    While the running assasin held a dominant position for many years, they are slowly being hunted down and exterminated by the flying assasin.
    Meanwhile, the standing assasin has evolved masks and hoods to hide from their airborn adversaries.

    From the dude in the foreground: "Augh, not this sh*t again."

    LEEEROOYY JEEENNNKIINNSSS!!!

    "I remember my first beer."

    The doctor finally discovered why large holes kept on appearing in his roof all the time.

    "GUYS! Stop screwing around and fix the f#$king roof!!"

    "None of the other kids ever wanted to play with Birdman..."

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