Caption This!

Got a witty caption for this Assassin's Creed Brotherhood screenshot? Leave it in the comments below.

UPDATE: Well, gosh. Ubisoft just contacted me to offer a prize for the best caption. And that prize is a replica assassin's blade. Thanks guys! I'll pick the best caption at 9am Wednesday. The winner is below.

UPDATE #2: Here are some of my favourite captions...

Joshy206 - "I don't think he nose what's happening..."

Stevorooni - "The gritty realistic take on Super Mario Bros just didn't have the magic of the original."

Jo - "As he looks over his new Colorbond roof; he knows he's made the right choice."

davemanc - "Lorenzo always looked down his nose at the other assassins techniques. He couldn't help it."

Chuloopa - ""Play time on the rooftops was always made harder with the nosey neighbors on our street""

Deranged Stoat - "I was taught not to stare at the sun as a young child, but being the rebelious youth I was, I chose to ignore this warning. My naivety has burnt an image into my retinas, leaving me with an irreversible light bloom in my vision. Oh how I wish I had listened, and could once more race across the rooftops with careless abandon..."

Qumulys - "Its rainin' men, hallelujah its raining men, whoa oo ooooh!"

Anon - (Doctor) "Note to self: Hire more staff to chase down needle-phobic patients. They're getting animated."

Kazuki - "This isn't where I parked my Chariot."

Brett McAuliffe - "Next week on 'When 15th century cross-dressers attack!'"

pugly - "All we're missing is a man in a gorilla suit and some Benny Hill music.."

But the winner is...

Ross Moir - (in the voice of David Attenborough) "While the running assasin held a dominant position for many years, they are slowly being hunted down and exterminated by the flying assasin. Meanwhile, the standing assasin has evolved masks and hoods to hide from their airborn adversaries."

Well done, Ross. You've scored yourself this replica assassin's blade, courtesy of the very kind folks at Ubisoft. Don't hurt anyone!


    people aren't birds, but these 3 still try.

    "I Can see my house from here..."


      I'm not sure if were ment to make more but i had to...


      "You've Made The Right Choice"


        for anyone that dont get it youtube Colorbond Ad

    Its rainin' men, hallelujah its raining men, whoa oo ooooh!

    Surprise Buttsex


    (Doctor) Note to self: Hire more staff to chase down needle-phobic patients.
    They're getting animated.

    Kids, stop playing and come inside! It's time for your medicine.

    Don't worry no sugar

    Little did those of the creed know, but an unidentified informant would soon have them dissolved for not complying with OH&S regulations.

    A game of tiggy...

    with knives

    "Cocaines a hell of a drug"

    "I'm Gonna Huuuuuggg You!"

    "Dude! He's gonna stomp you like a Goomba!"

    I could've warn him...if I felt like it

    At Ubisoft we utilise the latest technologies to identify and assassinate pirates.

    "OH, COME ON GUYS!!! I'm trying to watch the sun rise.....Ah, forget it, I'll come back tomorrow."

    Front guy: "Hey Ezio, check out that mime.....Ezio.....WAIT, NO!!!!"
    Ezio: "I hate mime"

    He's gonna come down on that guy like DRM on a ubisoft title

    Dont run, its just time for your yearly shots! these 15th century needles will only sting a little...

    What pretty vines!!!!!

    “hmm so my peers think they can exclude me from their game of tag eh? Little do they know I am Longnose Crowbeak, the master of TAG! I’ll show them how true professionals play! Too bad I can’t because I’m wearing a dress.”

    Look at me dad i'm an Assassin, Dad you're not looking!

    "...And this, is how I met your mother."

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