Caption This!

Got a witty caption for this Assassin's Creed Brotherhood screenshot? Leave it in the comments below.

UPDATE: Well, gosh. Ubisoft just contacted me to offer a prize for the best caption. And that prize is a replica assassin's blade. Thanks guys! I'll pick the best caption at 9am Wednesday. The winner is below.

UPDATE #2: Here are some of my favourite captions...

Joshy206 - "I don't think he nose what's happening..."

Stevorooni - "The gritty realistic take on Super Mario Bros just didn't have the magic of the original."

Jo - "As he looks over his new Colorbond roof; he knows he's made the right choice."

davemanc - "Lorenzo always looked down his nose at the other assassins techniques. He couldn't help it."

Chuloopa - ""Play time on the rooftops was always made harder with the nosey neighbors on our street""

Deranged Stoat - "I was taught not to stare at the sun as a young child, but being the rebelious youth I was, I chose to ignore this warning. My naivety has burnt an image into my retinas, leaving me with an irreversible light bloom in my vision. Oh how I wish I had listened, and could once more race across the rooftops with careless abandon..."

Qumulys - "Its rainin' men, hallelujah its raining men, whoa oo ooooh!"

Anon - (Doctor) "Note to self: Hire more staff to chase down needle-phobic patients. They're getting animated."

Kazuki - "This isn't where I parked my Chariot."

Brett McAuliffe - "Next week on 'When 15th century cross-dressers attack!'"

pugly - "All we're missing is a man in a gorilla suit and some Benny Hill music.."

But the winner is...

Ross Moir - (in the voice of David Attenborough) "While the running assasin held a dominant position for many years, they are slowly being hunted down and exterminated by the flying assasin. Meanwhile, the standing assasin has evolved masks and hoods to hide from their airborn adversaries."

Well done, Ross. You've scored yourself this replica assassin's blade, courtesy of the very kind folks at Ubisoft. Don't hurt anyone!


    "humidity's risin',
    barometer's getting low,
    according to all sources,
    the street's the place to go.
    Cos tonight for the first time,
    just about half past ten,
    for the first time in history,
    it's gonna start raining men"

    Too long? *snicker*

    First to the end gets to play Duke Nukem Forever!

    Back in the Renaissance period; if you witnessed an attempted assassination in progress, it'd be your Good Samaritan duty to stop that whore from being killed

    "If you see something, stab him in the neck"
    - spoof of Australia's PSA's on terrorism

    HA! No gravity

    "Back in old days; we assassins didn't run away on rooftops like bitches"

    "Hey guys! Let's totally ignore the point of this mode, get in a circle and have sword fight!"

    "And as John looked on at the children merrily jumping from rooftop to rooftop, a tear rolled down his masked face. 'Someday, maybe. Someday.'"

    "ahhh, always chasing that ass...assin"

    "Damn Ninjas on the roof again..."

    Cleverly disguising himself as a photorealistic statue of an costumed assassin, Mark watched the others at play.

    "The birdman stood for a long while, deciding on a caption for Kotaku's contest, but ultimately decided to stab them both with his syringe."

    The runs and the voyeur... I smell a scat porno in the making.

    "The introduction of skydiving was far less pleasant then one would think."

    "Do you think this looks funny from side on?"

    "Nah, prob'ly not"

    EMO, HEROIN INDUCING UGLY DUCKLING : "Why don't the cool kids never pick me to go out and have fun...sigh..."

    "Not even my fresh caught leeches can save her now"

      Sorry can i change that to

      "I told her a fresh caught leeche a day would keep the Templars away"

    "O! :( I want to play kiss tiggy toooooo!!"

    "Oooh! Mardi Gras fun times! Why am I still standing here?"


      Is it ok to do a second one?

      *Insert Jaws theme here*

    HA HA HA Elevator....WIN!

    This isn't where I parked my Chariot.

    Guy1: Anyone seen Mikhail, he was supposed to clean the roofs with me?
    Guy2: I'm sure he'll drop in any second.

    Seems they found the red cordial...


    Assasin 1: Oh hey, George! Why the "long face"?

    Assasin 2: He's obviously trying hard to "make a point"and not "fall flat on his face"!!

    Assasin 1 and 2: Har-d-har har har!

    George: Quit it guys! Stop poking your nose into someone else's business....aww crap.

    Assasin 1 and 2: Har-d-har har har har har!

    Honey,the neighbours are at it again!

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