Caption This!

Got a witty caption for this Assassin's Creed Brotherhood screenshot? Leave it in the comments below.

UPDATE: Well, gosh. Ubisoft just contacted me to offer a prize for the best caption. And that prize is a replica assassin's blade. Thanks guys! I'll pick the best caption at 9am Wednesday. The winner is below.

UPDATE #2: Here are some of my favourite captions...

Joshy206 - "I don't think he nose what's happening..."

Stevorooni - "The gritty realistic take on Super Mario Bros just didn't have the magic of the original."

Jo - "As he looks over his new Colorbond roof; he knows he's made the right choice."

davemanc - "Lorenzo always looked down his nose at the other assassins techniques. He couldn't help it."

Chuloopa - ""Play time on the rooftops was always made harder with the nosey neighbors on our street""

Deranged Stoat - "I was taught not to stare at the sun as a young child, but being the rebelious youth I was, I chose to ignore this warning. My naivety has burnt an image into my retinas, leaving me with an irreversible light bloom in my vision. Oh how I wish I had listened, and could once more race across the rooftops with careless abandon..."

Qumulys - "Its rainin' men, hallelujah its raining men, whoa oo ooooh!"

Anon - (Doctor) "Note to self: Hire more staff to chase down needle-phobic patients. They're getting animated."

Kazuki - "This isn't where I parked my Chariot."

Brett McAuliffe - "Next week on 'When 15th century cross-dressers attack!'"

pugly - "All we're missing is a man in a gorilla suit and some Benny Hill music.."

But the winner is...

Ross Moir - (in the voice of David Attenborough) "While the running assasin held a dominant position for many years, they are slowly being hunted down and exterminated by the flying assasin. Meanwhile, the standing assasin has evolved masks and hoods to hide from their airborn adversaries."

Well done, Ross. You've scored yourself this replica assassin's blade, courtesy of the very kind folks at Ubisoft. Don't hurt anyone!


    Dr: I want what he's taking..

    And duckman looked longingly at the other children who were allowed to play outside, due to their lack of duck-billed-ness.

    All we're missing is a man in a gorilla suit and some Benny Hill music..

    -chuckle- ahh the "stab me" note on the back trick never gets old...

    No amount of HDR lighting is going to make this knife in the back hurt any less.

    Instructor watches as trainees practice leaping backward onto a wall "ninja-style"

    "I'ma chargin ma hidden blade!"

    Assassin stole mah lazer!

    Nothing like good old fashioned rape in the morning

    "i got your nose!"
    "mother fffffffffffffffffffff!"

    No need to run boys, its time for your needles.

    You forgot your reciept!

    Suprise Butt sex at its finest

    I kind of only thought the Colourbond one was funny/original :S

      Lucky you weren't judging the competition then!

        To quote Franklin Delano Donut:

        Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned, burned dude, burned.

    A... replica... Assassin's... Blade...

    Congratulations, Ross! Well deserved and... assassin's... blade...

    Well, I would shell out a bit of money for one of those. Maybe a lot. Shiny. Pretty. Sharp.

      Just realised that makes me sound like I'm begging you to buy it. Not at all; I don't want to buy it from you. Enjoy it.

      If it didn't sound like that, and I'm crazy (which is quite probable), then don't worry, enjoy it :P

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