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My Mass Effect playthrough was the most straight-laced, male heterosexual journey you could imagine. I boned Ashley, despite her space-alt-right leanings. Then I boned Miranda, because I mean, I'm only human. Garrus was just my mechanic. The guy stuck at the bottom of my ship fixing shit. But then I discovered something. Women dig Garrus. Like they really dig Garrus. Despite being a bird-insect-alien with mandibles, women really want to bone the ever-loving heck out of Garrus. I had one question. why?
In a post to backers of the Kickstarter campaign, GX Australia's organisers have announced that next month's event will be "the last one ... in its present form" after corporate sponsors decided to pull out of the event at the last moment.