God Of War Movie Trailer Is… Unexpectedly Brilliant

The actual God of War movie will in all likelihood feature loads of darkness, blood, man nipples and scowling. This trailer for a fake movie has none of those, and is all the better for it.

It's the trailer for the God of War movie... if the God of War movie was an indie flick. And it's... perfect. The music, the tracksuit, the camera angles, the award nominations... all of it, perfect.

Sorry, Sony, for all the millions you're spending on brining the real Kratos to the big screen, I think I'd now rather see this one instead. Especially since it sticks to the story so closely, something a Hollywood adaptation will no doubt struggle with.

God of War Movie Trailer [Gamervision]


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    That is true. There is nothing bad about this trailer... Would love to see this movie :o

    Does he remind anyone else of Simon Pegg?

      Yeah he does. I was trying to pick it from the first scene.

      is he that guy from shaun of the dead and hot fuzz?

      that hot chick looksa like that one from the O.C.

      on another note, i would most definetly go see this movie.

    I thought brining was a way of preserving dead things, not a means of resurrection.

    LOLOL.

    What? I don't even...

    Yeah I'd go see that too.

      Seconded.

    Was that a real song or just something they made up? It was awesome. That whole trailer was awesome.

      Music, listed after the jump:

      "Home" - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
      "Tenuousness" - Andrew Bird

    That's awesome!

    This is hilarious. Nails the whole pretentious indie trailer look perfectly. The girl looks like Tina Fey.

    Where do I sign the petition to get Wes Anderson directing the God of War movie?

    Words cannot describe how awesome this trailer is....

      actually, there's 4 words.

      JIZZ IN MY PANTS

    I'd probably see it too, but I dunno. It feels like it's trying too hard to be Juno.

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