It's Engineer Update Day One, and 25 lucky Team Fortress 2 Engineers have already found themselves on the receiving end of the fabled Golden Wrench, forever enshrined in the Official Wrench Log. Only 75 remain. Do you have the golden touch?
Now I have to be honest here: I've not been following the lead-up to the Engineer update for Team Fortress 2. I know there's something about Australians or Australium, which I approve of, and there's some sort of comic going on, plus a shotgun of some sort, but I'm really in the dark when it comes to this Golden Wrench dealie. I mean, I've seen the vid, but I couldn't tell you how to go about picking one up.
I mean, I could tell you, but I'd have to resort to lying, and we like to try and avoid making up news.
It's not that I don't like the Engineer, mind you. It just seems complicated - the sort of complicated I can easily screw up, making me look like even more of an incompetent dork in the process.
So no, I leave the Golden Wrenches to you folks, or at least the 25 crafting Engineers who managed to score the 25 given out today. If you weren't one of the lucky 25, then perhaps next time you'll remember never to leave your computer when there's a Team Fortress 2 update on the way.
Engineer Update: Day One [Team Fortress 2 - Thanks Joshua!]