Because if you do, it'll cost you $US88 million.
That's how much Scapegaming's Alyson Reeves was ordered to pay Blizzard following a court case, in which Reeves was found guilty of charging users to play on an unauthorised World of Warcraft server.
Over the years, she'd amassed over $3 million from these unsuspecting players, which forms part of the enormous settlement. The other $US85 million? That's for statutory damages.
You silly kid! There may be plenty of money in World of Warcraft, but that's Blizzard's money, not yours!