Watch Us Play With Our Privates

Get ready to have sex ruined for you forever, as we take a trip deep inside an infected vagina in the first level of Zombie Cow Studios' Privates.

The day we've been dreading since May has come, and the first shooter to take place inside (and outside) of simulated sexual organs is now at hand. I'd wash that hand if I were you.

Designed as an Xbox Live Arcade and PC game, though chances of it being approved as an XBLA title were slim. Having played through the first of five levels, I'd say we can likely lower those chances from slim to none.

While the game is disgusting and vulgar, I suppose there is something to be learned from it, and that is the body is a horribly disgusting place crawling with bacteria and oozing with unidentifiable putrid substances, and we should never touch anyone's private parts - not even our own - without wearing thick gloves or possibly a hazmat suit.

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    I'm glad I've already had kids....

    Is that the complete game for free?? Whats the catch? I dont want to play with my privates for a few hours only to have sore fingers and a virus on my pc.

    I am curious as to why you label this game as disgusting and vulgar. As the father of a 14 year old son and 15 year old daughter, I think this might be a preferable way for them to get some decent facts than the awkward sex ed discussions.
    There is nothing (at least in this short clip) that should rate above an M. As a society we have so many things screwed up, that people freak out whenever anything related to "privates" gets a mention. Can't we for a second, separate the emotion from the biology?

      post address so I can call DOCS

      I agree. The little bits I saw about Herpes seemed quite educational. It's a better way to get kids interested in sexual health than a lecture or dull film.

    that was really funny and if it gets people informed about the dangers of STI's thats a plus

    I think it only comes off as disgusting and vulgar because no-one wants to hear anything to do with sex being discussed in that accent.

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