What Are These Wii Remote Accessories For?

I can tell you, they're not for the pursuit of medical science.

They are, our more perverse readers will no doubt have already deduced, dildos. That you attach to a Wii Remote. They're a pair of products by Mojowijo, which are "able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals".

While they're designed to work with the Wii Remote, they're not designed to work with the Wii; instead, Mojowijo have custom software that runs off a PC, through which you can not only use one Wii Remote, but transfer the movements and vibration from one Wii Remote to the other.

Making this a multiplayer experience, no friend code required.

The bottom one, I can see how it works, but that top one... it looks like something an evil bald man would take slowly out of a leather doctor's bag, grinning like a snake, while another evil man with a gun said "Oh, Dr. Heinemann has ways of making you talk".

Mojowijo Lets Users Turn Their Wii Remotes Into Vibrators for Virtual Sex [SFWeekly]


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    I understand the bottom one.

    But the top one...I don't even...

    Why wouldn't you just... y'know... buy a dildo?

    "Oh yeah, let's just use little Billy's Wiimote, he'll never notice" =0

    oh dear...

    *giggle* Dr. Heinemann? Nice...

    And for everyone's information, the top one is actually robbie the robots arm...

      I actually thought initially that they were peripherals for a Robbie the Robot style game.

      So it's some kind of Robot jacking-off machine?

    This is clearly an attempt to one-up the Move controller's similarity to a sex toy. Expect MS to respond with an inflatable doll ("with lifelike orifices!") to use with Kinect somehow.

    I knew there was a reason I've been staying away from motion control.

      Molyneux will be first in line for that. He probably already has the prototype come to think of it... I just really hope its not based on Milo, cause I kinda like Peter regardless. I'd hate to see a guy like that involved with kiddies...

      Wait... what do you mean I just made all that up?

    i think the top one may be for males.

    Honestly... when I saw the pic with the question I just assumed it was some new Doctor Who game where you can play as a Dalek.

    Honest to god truth. Last time I give the benefit of the doubt. Lewd thoughts from here on out.

    I'm guessing the top one is for the males? It looks like it might go.. around.. something. Can't imagine it being all that pleasurable though.

    Don't see what could possibly be the appeal of this over the 'norm' though.

    They're actually official Nintendo products. Nintendo recently announced these new products with the statement "With constant rehashes of the same old games and a primary focus on the casual market, we've been fucking our fans for years. Now, they can go fuck themselves!".

    And here was me thinking they were another set of pointless, tech-less plastic attachments to make the endoscopy missions in Trauma Team feel more realistic.

    ...on second thoughts, that sounds worse than the vibrator explination.

    To explain the top one, I will put it like this.

    Bottom one goes in to the top one.....

      Or as my teacher used to say: 'one in the pink, one in the stink'

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