To mark the launch this week of 2K's gritty and authentic open world crime sim, we have a host of Mafia gear to give away. Today it's the PlayStation 3 pack.
UPDATE: This draw is now closed.
Thanks to our friend at 2K Games, we have FIVE Mafia II "gangster" packs to give away. We'll be giving away one each day this week. Each pack contains:
* Mafia II game * Mafia II t-shirt * Mafia II cufflinks * Mafia II artbook * Mafia II moneyclip
So how do you win today's PS3 pack? Easy. It's... wait for it... limerick time!
Hit us up in the comments below with your best mafioso-inspired limerick beginning "There once was a gangster named..." The limerick that makes me laugh the hardest will win.
You've got until midnight tonight to get your entry in. The winner will be announced at 10am tomorrow when we open a new draw. No multiple entries please, but if you don't win you're welcome to try again tomorrow with a new entry.
Good luck!
Comments
There once was a gangster called Mario,
Who shot up the goombas while snorting blow,
He stomped on their head with a +1 street cred,
And forced peach to perform princess tittie show.
I just realised I forgot to hit enter, my entry is meant to be formatted as such:
There once was a gangster called Mario,
Who shot up the goombas while snorting blow,
He stomped on their head,
with a +1 street cred,
And forced peach to perform princess tittie show.
Holy crap - so awesome!
How i have missed thee, limericks!
Good luck PS3 goers... I'll be waiting for the 360 pack :)
There once was a gangster named Nico
Who wished his troubles would go
So he grabbed a gun
and murdered the town
but swore he was a good boy
There once was a gangster called Dick
Who shot up his bestfriend.... the prick
When Dick realised his crime
That his best friend wasnt fine
His heart bled until he was sick
There once was a gangster named Gillard,
Who pulled out a hit on a Kevin Rudd,
Tony Abbott was in her sights,
But his budgie smugglers put up a fight,
And now the greens are cooler than elmer fudd.
There once was a gangster named Sid Vicious,
who's demeanour was notoriously malicious,
he f***ed the Don's wife
who contracted his life
And now Vicous sleeps with the fishes!
There once was a gangster named Fred,
who awoke in his king size bed.
He wasn't alone,
exhaling with a groan.
Staring at his wife's horse like head!
There once was a gangster named Gillard,
Who duked it out in the polls with a retard,
Much to the gamers'dissent,
An R-rating was absent,
Perhaps that should've been her trump card?
There once was a gangster named Matt,
Who entered to win a game pack,
If he doesn't win,
the Goose will soon swim
face down with all of the fishes.
see.
There once was a gangster named Shawn,
a thug since the day he was born,
at least in videogames,
but it's not quite the same,
REAL gangsters don't get to respawn.
There once was a gangster called Steve
He runs a business selling to fools
With his slaves he builds shiny tools
Also he has glasses...
There once was a gangster called mike
Who liked to steal expensive bikes
day after day
night after night
he found that he hated dikes.
oh... dear god....
...Epic Fail...
That did seem to hit a bum note.
There once was a gangster named Tony,
A club owner and a mobster crony,
he featured in a game,
disguised by the name,
The Ballad of Gay Tony.
There once was a gangster named Eugene
He enjoys things that are Obscene
He was removed during beta
Cause 2k had to cater
To Australia that lacks an R18
Wow. THIS!
There was once a ganster called fatty.
He sat at home eating lollies.
He wacked men in there willy,
so they could make no more billys.
He liked men more than the ladies.
That is why he loved his lollies.
I'm sooo Gangster!!!
Word up G!
Yo gone and messed up his lymerick tho, dawg, all like BLAM BLAM n shiz...
There was once was a gangster named Sheamus,
Who planned to point the finger and name us.
So we put out the word,
to silence this turd.
It's our way of life, can you blame us?
there once was a gangster named lil wayne
left a gun on his bus now hes in pain
he dropped the soap in the crowded shower
even tupac can hear him holler
now hes known as lil jane
There once was a gangster named Desmond,
A veteran mobster, a reverend,
With god by his side,
He commited genocide,
And continued his life as a legend.
There was once a gangster named Heather
Who liked to don black leather
But the Don gave her a slap
So she called the cops
You have gone too far Paul! screamed Heather
There was once a gangster named tHe Go0se,
Notorious for limerick misuse.
Saying there were prizes to be won
Though he'd secretly just make fun
Of the poetic aberrations let loose.
There once was a ganster named Mary,
A cutie, but not very scary,
Her horsey named Toff,
Had its head cut clean off,
Toff's a table now under the telly.
There once was a gangster named Mitch,
who really wanted to get rich,
He went round the enemy town,
Running a protection shakedown,
And now he sleeps wit da fish.
There once was a gangster named Tony,
though everyone knew he was phoney,
he had a tommy-gun,
he smuggled in rum,
but he never ate mommas macaroni.
There once was a ganster named Robotnik
Whose Chaos Emeralds would enslave the planet quite quick
But his defenses for his plots
Suffered rampant weak spots
That could be spotted by a mutant marsupial called Sonic
There once was a gangster named Fred
Who liked to shotgun people in the head.
One day he dropped all his shells,
When startled by a herd of gazelles
So he bludgeoned him with a crowbar instead.
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