WIN! Mafia II PS3 Gangster Pack

To mark the launch this week of 2K's gritty and authentic open world crime sim, we have a host of Mafia gear to give away. Today it's the PlayStation 3 pack.

UPDATE: This draw is now closed.

Thanks to our friend at 2K Games, we have FIVE Mafia II "gangster" packs to give away. We'll be giving away one each day this week. Each pack contains:

* Mafia II game * Mafia II t-shirt * Mafia II cufflinks * Mafia II artbook * Mafia II moneyclip

So how do you win today's PS3 pack? Easy. It's... wait for it... limerick time!

Hit us up in the comments below with your best mafioso-inspired limerick beginning "There once was a gangster named..." The limerick that makes me laugh the hardest will win.

You've got until midnight tonight to get your entry in. The winner will be announced at 10am tomorrow when we open a new draw. No multiple entries please, but if you don't win you're welcome to try again tomorrow with a new entry.

Good luck!

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Comments

    There once was a gangster called Mario,
    Who shot up the goombas while snorting blow,
    He stomped on their head with a +1 street cred,
    And forced peach to perform princess tittie show.

      I just realised I forgot to hit enter, my entry is meant to be formatted as such:

      There once was a gangster called Mario,
      Who shot up the goombas while snorting blow,
      He stomped on their head,
      with a +1 street cred,
      And forced peach to perform princess tittie show.

    Holy crap - so awesome!
    How i have missed thee, limericks!

    Good luck PS3 goers... I'll be waiting for the 360 pack :)

    There once was a gangster named Nico
    Who wished his troubles would go
    So he grabbed a gun
    and murdered the town
    but swore he was a good boy

    There once was a gangster called Dick
    Who shot up his bestfriend.... the prick
    When Dick realised his crime
    That his best friend wasnt fine
    His heart bled until he was sick

    There once was a gangster named Gillard,
    Who pulled out a hit on a Kevin Rudd,
    Tony Abbott was in her sights,
    But his budgie smugglers put up a fight,
    And now the greens are cooler than elmer fudd.

    There once was a gangster named Sid Vicious,
    who's demeanour was notoriously malicious,
    he f***ed the Don's wife
    who contracted his life
    And now Vicous sleeps with the fishes!

    There once was a gangster named Fred,
    who awoke in his king size bed.
    He wasn't alone,
    exhaling with a groan.
    Staring at his wife's horse like head!

    There once was a gangster named Gillard,
    Who duked it out in the polls with a retard,
    Much to the gamers'dissent,
    An R-rating was absent,
    Perhaps that should've been her trump card?

    There once was a gangster named Matt,
    Who entered to win a game pack,
    If he doesn't win,
    the Goose will soon swim
    face down with all of the fishes.

    see.

    There once was a gangster named Shawn,
    a thug since the day he was born,
    at least in videogames,
    but it's not quite the same,
    REAL gangsters don't get to respawn.

    There once was a gangster called Steve
    He runs a business selling to fools
    With his slaves he builds shiny tools
    Also he has glasses...

    There once was a gangster called mike
    Who liked to steal expensive bikes
    day after day
    night after night
    he found that he hated dikes.

      oh... dear god....

      ...Epic Fail...

        That did seem to hit a bum note.

    There once was a gangster named Tony,
    A club owner and a mobster crony,
    he featured in a game,
    disguised by the name,
    The Ballad of Gay Tony.

    There once was a gangster named Eugene
    He enjoys things that are Obscene
    He was removed during beta
    Cause 2k had to cater
    To Australia that lacks an R18

    There was once a ganster called fatty.
    He sat at home eating lollies.
    He wacked men in there willy,
    so they could make no more billys.
    He liked men more than the ladies.
    That is why he loved his lollies.

      I'm sooo Gangster!!!

        Word up G!
        Yo gone and messed up his lymerick tho, dawg, all like BLAM BLAM n shiz...

    There was once was a gangster named Sheamus,
    Who planned to point the finger and name us.
    So we put out the word,
    to silence this turd.
    It's our way of life, can you blame us?

    there once was a gangster named lil wayne
    left a gun on his bus now hes in pain
    he dropped the soap in the crowded shower
    even tupac can hear him holler
    now hes known as lil jane

    There once was a gangster named Desmond,
    A veteran mobster, a reverend,
    With god by his side,
    He commited genocide,
    And continued his life as a legend.

    There was once a gangster named Heather
    Who liked to don black leather
    But the Don gave her a slap
    So she called the cops
    You have gone too far Paul! screamed Heather

    There was once a gangster named tHe Go0se,
    Notorious for limerick misuse.
    Saying there were prizes to be won
    Though he'd secretly just make fun
    Of the poetic aberrations let loose.

    There once was a ganster named Mary,
    A cutie, but not very scary,
    Her horsey named Toff,
    Had its head cut clean off,
    Toff's a table now under the telly.

    There once was a gangster named Mitch,
    who really wanted to get rich,
    He went round the enemy town,
    Running a protection shakedown,
    And now he sleeps wit da fish.

    There once was a gangster named Tony,
    though everyone knew he was phoney,
    he had a tommy-gun,
    he smuggled in rum,
    but he never ate mommas macaroni.

    There once was a ganster named Robotnik
    Whose Chaos Emeralds would enslave the planet quite quick
    But his defenses for his plots
    Suffered rampant weak spots
    That could be spotted by a mutant marsupial called Sonic

    There once was a gangster named Fred
    Who liked to shotgun people in the head.
    One day he dropped all his shells,
    When startled by a herd of gazelles
    So he bludgeoned him with a crowbar instead.

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