Your Kane & Lynch 2 Winners Are F*cked Up

Last week we offered a copy of Kane & Lynch 2 and a hoodie worn in-game by Lynch to ten Kotaku readers who could recreate a Kane & Lynch style screenshot. Here’s the mess you created.

Thing is, Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days adopts a highly… unusual visual style. It’s as if the whole game is being filmed by someone running around behind you with a broken mobile phone and then uploaded it to Youtube at the lowest possible quality compression. It is deliberately ugly, full of colour bleeding and artefacting.

We asked you to recreate his vibe in a photograph of yourself. Your entries ranged from the startlingly authentic to the genuinely hilarious, all via the what-the-heck-is-that pile of weird.

But we’ve picked the ten winners. And here they are (click to enlarge):

Blair could obviously do with a bit of luck given he appears to have orange blood.

Brad could obviously do with the hoodie.

Jim gets bonus points for the cunning Kotaku logo ID card.

Maddie needs lessons in how to aim for the fire extinguishers.

Marty has the manliest beard ever.

Michael has got the scars to prove it.

Rhys refused to be blinded by the prize.

Sam knows you can’t win by lying down on the job.

Steven has a mushroom cloud in his goddamned living room.

And Troy is, well… Troying.

Well done to all ten winners, I’ll be in touch soon to grab your details, and thanks to everyone else who entered.


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