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Dude! When was the last time you wiped?
Oh no... here comes the UFC IS A SPORT FOR GUYS WHO LIKE SWEATY MAN-ON-MAN ACTION comments in 3...2...1...
UFC IS A SPORT FOR GUYS WHO LIKE SWEATY MAN-ON-MAN ACTION
Its the fart game!
After having his heart broken, Gary couldn't even face his partner from last night.
AHAHAHAHAHAA! Yours totally wins!
CAN YOU SMEEELL, WHAT SHIELDS, IS COOKING
Are you sure I don't have worms. Just have a closer look...
CPR - "You're doing it wrong!!"
"I'll let you up if you pull my finger."
Karma Sutra - UFC Style
"NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!"
Grand Throw Anus.
Australian censors suprise by asking for the new game "cockstar" to be changed to "ockstar". Developers were also asked to put pants on contestants.
"your mother smelled of elderberries. I fart in your face!!"
Here, have some buttcake.
"My nuts to your face style, how do you like it?"
Haha love that movie. I'm bleeding... Making me the victor!
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord?...
Jorge "The Squeezer" Silva was renowned for two things: 1) His ability to black out his opponent within seconds, and 2) preparing and eating a very special Chilli Con Carne before every match.
Proctology was never the same after Rockst*r invested in Dr Philips' practice.
Its the fart game, you'll play one day!
Though he was unsure about the physiotherapist's unorthodox methods, and the need for the treatment to take place in front of a live audience, he certainly couldn't argue with the results Dr. Babykillah achieved.
"Here's your rematch buddy"
10 points to whoever knows this reference ;)
Oh that's it!!! Time for a teabag
"Now does my arse look big in this?!"
Miller "WHOA! i thought we made this clear last night man, FRIENDS! just friends"
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