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why so serious?
“Oh crap…”
Basil’s contribution to Blackgate prison’s Creative Criminals program was left unfinished after Batman broke his nose, ribs and fingers.
“Clowns. Why did it have to be clowns?”
sir… that doesn’t look like a Banksy at all… you’ll have to come with me…
Tired of putting his life at risk fighting homicidal maniacs, Batman decided to focus exclusively on fighting graffiti.
The new New South Wales Police uniforms were a bit over-the-top… even during the Mardi Gras.
The adult-oriented spin-off of Mister Squiggle never really took off.
… and then his Head went one way, and his guts went the other way!
Ok, so that’s the face of your caricature, now the body? Like rollerblading? Yeah, let’s have you rollerblading
Thug: ‘So….Um…. what do you think about the new design?….’
Batman:(taking spray can) ‘You ALMOST got it looking right…. Just a little wider on the grin, some red around the edges, and VOILA!’
“Quit clowning around”
“Dude, you’re in a bat costume, you render your argument invalid.”
Also – LOL http://asset.soup.io/asset/0269/4786_1369.jpeg
hahahah! Brilliant!
“You really should apply an undercoat first before doing your final, glossy coat. Also consider that a roller might give you a more even, consistent finish on a job this size.”
“People called Romani they go out?”
This is the last time I’m voting for the GREENS!
*Looking at Batman*……”You did it”
Batman to clown: “Hmmph, fkn TOY”
“Oh man, did you fart?”
Batman : That clown costume doesn’t fool me, Mark Ecko! Phil Ruddock warned you about this before, perhaps you’ll listen to me!
“we’re trying to make Arkhams image a more friendly one”
“Just how well did you think kids parties pay?”
What sort of magic trick is this?
whispers *I do cocaine*
I get it!
Awesome show
+1
Please let this one win.
Haha, love it.
“It’s called a smile, Batman. You should try it sometime.”
“A… what?”
“A smile! For god’s sake man, I’ll draw you a diagram!”
And then, Batman killed Banksy
Good one Hughes, you obviously had nothing to do in art today.
“You gonna eat that spray can?”
“It’s not what it looks like. Unless of course, it looks like I’m vandalising this sign. In which case it’s exactly what it looks like.”
Hmm, first comment broke the php…
“Oh wait… I forgot to draw YOUR BIG FAT UGLY NOSE!”
“Hey baby, you got a purdy smile”
Clown – Hey Batman, before you slam my head into the wall can I run something by you? Chicks still dig clowns with an artistic flare right?
Clown: Oh bugger….
Batman: Wow! You did this?! It’s Amazing! Carry on..
Clown: …wtf?
Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
and I’d like to take a minute
just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called .. ummm Arkham … yeah.
“Well excuuuse me for having some creative flare!”
How could you criticize my self portrait. You’ve hurt my feelings!
Bats: ‘Did you just paint that on the wall?’
Clown” ‘Um… No?’
“Sup Batman, wanna get cheezed?”
Now this is a story all about how my life got flip upside down and I wanna take a minute so sit right there, I tell you how I came the prince of a town call Bel Air…
(picture during instrumental)
Can you do my hair just like yours and his?
Tonight… you!
Clown-You’ve been standing there, how long?…
“Almost done, just hold that pose for a liiiitle longer!”
“What’s this then? ‘Batmanes eunt domus’? People called Batman – they go – the house?”
I can explain, just don’t make me bat food!
“Joker and the crow in one, now all i have to do is figure out weather he is Dead or just crazy”
Hey Batman, I may be a clown but didn’t that suit used to have rubber underoos?
Clown: “It’s not what you think!”
“I didn’t do it.”
“Now don’t move. I wanna get the shading on your face just right.”
“Hey, I just hate the klu klux klan”
Problem officer?
Replacing Heath was tough
Insane Clown Posse member pleads guilty to graffiti charges, and admits a predilection to homoerotic bondage.
Batman reaches out to inner city youths affected by steroid abuse.
excuse me, d’you know where i can find some sailors?
“You ever seen V for Vendetta?”
more red?
See I am a real criminal, graffiti’s a crime you know. So now will you take as me seriously as your other arch enemies.
BAtman: “that doesn’t look anything like me!”
Nice tits, Batman.
“I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to do that.”
“Oh god, it’s batman! It could be worse, at least there’s no West Australian name and shame PBO laws in Arkham!”
thats a batarang on the spot fine
Thug: “I’m Batman” in a deep christan bale voice
I only just realised that the ‘A’ logo for Arkham now looks like a KKK hood…
o.O
Ack!!!!
“Oh, what, this? No no, This is just deodorant, see *sprays arm pits*”
hahah aww i thought i was being very clever but looks like great minds think alike
Batman: “Aren’t you meant to be in ‘Condemned’?”
Batman: “Wishing you’d brought bat repellent right about now?”
“Ohai!….U Mad?”
Clown – “Be very still, his vision is based on movement.”
Batman – “……Hey where’d ya go?”
Clown:- Dude… I think I huffed too much paint… you look like batman….
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
*pretends to use as deodarent*
Umm… yeah, I wanted to apply for the new boy-wonder position, but I didnt have your phone number, and the bat signal was broken, so I had to improvise… So do I get the job?
“Your tagging the warrior’s turf mother fucker”
‘Clowns can be racist to.’
Batman could understand the whipped cream canister, its a delicious treat! But using your hair as a paintbrush?
Unnacceptable.
DICK GOES WHERE?!!!
“………..it was like that when I got here.”