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A Game About Slapping An Arse Gave Me Embarrassing Flashbacks [NSFW]
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"Boom! Headshot"!
the obvious caption?
"..and THIS is my BOOMSTICK!"
Nathan Drake wants his broken bridge back!
And this is why we are never meant to shine laser pointers into someones face.
I've got the magic stick!!
BOOM! Headshot!
By the powers vested in my huge staff....
WTF?! BOOOOOM!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAH, MUHAHAHAHAH!
there are some who call me..... tim
Win comment...
Love that movie
"Mine is THIS long!"
If you know what I mean...
"This... is my BOOMSTICK!"
With that little pole?! He wouldn't be able to hit the side of a ...!
BEHOLD! My giant laser pointer!
Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
Silly Monkey! You think that's enough to kill Andy Serkis?
I think he's overcompensating fir something.
Och, They're gon't a hafta glue you back together. In HELL!
From the makers of the Fing-Longer comes...
The Sabe-Lighter...
Fing-longer is a Futurama reference to an over sized finger that the professor had to reach things that were a bit far away... this is funny to me!
So, that towel at the back is covering my butt crack right?
This here is what they call my "Boom stick".
BOOMSHAKALAKA!
Can you stop these expolsions, I am trying to sink the eight ball and it is making it really hard to see.
hehehe... that was my second idea, something as simple as...
Black ball, corner pocket!
"Grow stick ... Grow again stick ... Grow nice and large again for King Monkey!"
"Someone order the spud gun of death?"
The "Massive Red Spliff" power-up was super effective.
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