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“Boom! Headshot”!
the obvious caption?
“..and THIS is my BOOMSTICK!”
Nathan Drake wants his broken bridge back!
And this is why we are never meant to shine laser pointers into someones face.
I’ve got the magic stick!!
BOOM! Headshot!
By the powers vested in my huge staff….
WTF?! BOOOOOM!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAH, MUHAHAHAHAH!
there are some who call me….. tim
Win comment…
Love that movie
“Mine is THIS long!”
If you know what I mean…
“This… is my BOOMSTICK!”
With that little pole?! He wouldn’t be able to hit the side of a …!
BEHOLD! My giant laser pointer!
Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
Silly Monkey! You think that’s enough to kill Andy Serkis?
I think he’s overcompensating fir something.
Och, They’re gon’t a hafta glue you back together. In HELL!
From the makers of the Fing-Longer comes…
The Sabe-Lighter…
Fing-longer is a Futurama reference to an over sized finger that the professor had to reach things that were a bit far away… this is funny to me!
So, that towel at the back is covering my butt crack right?
This here is what they call my “Boom stick”.
BOOMSHAKALAKA!
Can you stop these expolsions, I am trying to sink the eight ball and it is making it really hard to see.
hehehe… that was my second idea, something as simple as…
Black ball, corner pocket!
“Grow stick … Grow again stick … Grow nice and large again for King Monkey!”
“Someone order the spud gun of death?”
The “Massive Red Spliff” power-up was super effective.
PEW PEW PEW!!!
They said this laser light was powerful, but dang!
Enslave THIS!
“8-ball, corner pocket.”
Laser Javelin was a controversial inclusion for the Delhi Commonwealth Games 2010. After 17 fatalaties associated with the sport during this competition alone, officials estimate it will not make a comeback in Glasgow 2014.
Yeah… I don’t think that would really stop it appearing in Glasgow of all places.
You can’t be afraid to dream a little bigger…
Hit me with your rhythem stick!
*PZAMMM* Fabulous, darling!
…the suspect was later charged after failing to notice the warning sign reading ‘aim away from face’…
If you think I’m paying to see Avatar again Mr Cameron…
Post apocalyptic laser pointers…a prankster’s wet dream.
It was about time the monkey king realise he could use magic to fire magic bolts with his staff
Monkey narrowly avoids another pole to the face.
Ski-di-li-di-di-die Potatoes!
Rejected submission from “how to make the commonwealth games interesting”- Laser Javelin
Some men ARE bigger than others!
Who needs the insect repellent?
That’s not a wand. THIS is a wand!
“Taste the Golden Spray…”
POWER POLE EXTEND!!!
“This is my staff, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, this is for fun”
The DSi XL stylus was cumbersome but effective.
“Now that’s why you shouldn’t reflect a laser pointer in someone’s eye… especially when they’re cross eyed..”
And this kids, is why we never let monkey break in pool!
Let’s see the original Monkey do THIS!!
BAM!, and your eyelids are gone…
DRINK…YOUR…MILKSHAKE!
Caution: Prolonged exposure to the laser may cause loss of sight, if such and event may occur please seek medical assistance immediately.
Caution: Prolonged exposure to Gabe’s ban-hammer may cause serious loss of steam account.
Monkey: “hmmmm elevation is off by 3 degrees to the left. Looks like we’ll need to bring in the jacks.”
KAAAAHHH…MAAYYYYYYYYY…AHHHHH…. MAAYYYY… WITH A STICK…. UHHHHHHHHHHHHH….!!!!!
Argh! Missed the bird again!
“I don’t know what happened, I was rubbing my stick and it exploded all over his face.”
I’mma Firing ma lazer, BAAAAAA!!!!!
“I told ya mixing Mentos and Mountan Dew would work”
PEW PEW!
Careful… you put an eye out.
GO FLYING NIMBUS!
So over here is where we will put the pool… Hey who put the extra strong batteries in the laser pointer again!!??
“It was his first and last Laser Eye Surgery”
“This sure as hell beats my last scarecrow………bloody birds.”
FIREN MAH LAZERZ
I’m firin’ mah lazer!
Monkey had no idea that shooting frozen exotic birds from a pipe would be so effective.
Alacazam!!… Alacazam!! .. Alacazam, alacazaaaaalacazamalacazam!
Should have used the Fing-Longer. Now I need a new TV as well as batteries for the remote.
I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole, but I would blow it up with a 5 foot one.
Eight ball, corner pocket.
“My primitive slim RPG! Eat this!”
SHAZAM! My Pimp Cane Biatch!
imma firin’ ma lazor. done.
Behold! The world’s largest laser pointer!
That’s not a laser pointer. This is a laser pointer!
Breaking News: Man who flashed laser at plane was ‘messing around’
Let THAT be a lesson to the rest of you birds!!
Who else wants to shit on my Prius??
screenshot from upcoming game.
portal 3: “the cake is in a different ruins”
And if you look to your left, you will see the rare “Explosion” in its natural habitat.
Noob Tube
I kaboom in your general direction
“i didn’t know it could do this….man i need to get out more”
“New from Danoz Direct! A telescope that also doubles as a rocket launcher! Handy for everyday use whether it be fishing out at sea or seeing your gf cheating on you”
“You call that a lightsaber, _this_ is a lightsaber.”
I cant believe anyone’s said this.
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
Magic Wishing Staff 2.0
For all its technical brilliance and fast pace action American McGee’s remake of Drawn to Life never took off with parents or 5 year olds
Compensating for something? Nope, don’t know what you’re talking about.
reminds me of that detachable song….
Buddhism. You are doing it wrong.
“And this is how my new jumbo version of pool plays!”
Where’s the pew pew pew?
LASER!!!