Darren Suchon, a 42 year-old unemployed man from Lehigh Township, Pennsylvania, likes video games. He likes them so much that when somebody tries to take them away, it results in a car chase, road rage and the cops.
Suchon's girlfriend, Colleen Frable, had last week gotten so fed up with his bum lifestyle that she scooped up his "PlayStation" (it's never specified which one), put it in the back of her car and took off.
He didn't just get mad. He got...madder, jumping in Frable's other car (a Porsche, no less!) and giving chase until he caught up, rear-ended her then ran her off the road.
His explanation to police, who arrived after Frable dialed 911? That she'd taken his PlayStation away once before, and "he didn't want her to do it again".
Suchon now faces a long list of charges including "simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license".
Police: Man chases girlfriend after she takes PlayStation [The Morning Call, via GamePolitics]