Last week, deeply knowledgeable World of Warcraft fan "Red Shirt Guy" called Blizzard's top men on the carpet at Blizzcon, a dazzling display of Warcraft lore and continuity expertise. Today, that man addresses his fans and detractors.
The most popular Blizzcon attendee ever took to YouTube today, red polo shirt in tow, explaining why he's so hypnotically awkward. If you theorised that Mr Red Shirt exhibited symptoms of Asperger syndrome, you guessed right.
"Fortunately, I have a minor to mild case," he says. He chalks the robotic delivery of one of the most hardcore World of Warcraft questions up to compounding nervousness and keeps it epically classy in this response.
We /salute you, Red Shirt Guy.