Bulletstorm OJ, Like The Game, Is Packed With Pulp

Unlike the package of bullet-riddled rotten meat sent to my house earlier this year, this jug of Bulletstorm Orange Juice promises to deliver Amazing Bulletstorm Stories! packed with 100 per cent PULP!

What's that mean? Well according to the OJ's ingredient list:

"Bulletstorm was written by Rick Remender, author of the Punisher. Bulletstorm takes players on a pulp-filled adventure filled with plot twists and turns from betrayal, revenge and redemption. Set in a futuristic utopia, an elite peacekeeping force thwarts the rumblings of civil war. But Deception within the ranks has caused two members of the most feared unit to strike out on their own. Now stranded on an abandoned paradise, Grayson Hunt and Ishi Sato find themselves surrounded by hordes of mutants and flesh eating gangs. They survive on two objectives: Get off the planet alive and exact revenge on the man who sent them there."

Oh, also each 8-ounce service contains 110 calories and 2g of protein... among other things.

Check it out for yourself:


Comments

    mmm i do love me some pulp..

    while i like the idea, those character cards are just lame as you can get!

    I'm still really looking forward to this ganme, but the less i know about the characters or the 'story' the better. All i'm looking for in this game is mindless fun and brutality - and all this stuff does is turn me off it as it's about as cliche as you can get.

    Mind you, i know that's the whole point of it - but still...

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