BoneCraft Is Porn’s Answer To World Of Warcraft

BoneCraft Is Porn’s Answer To World Of Warcraft

Blizzard, congratulations. You know you’ve really made it when people are making pornographic video games based on your popular franchises.

BoneCraft is an upcoming parody of both World of Warcraft and StarCraft, in which space marines battle orcs for the chance to get with some elves. Unlike previous efforts like Whorelore (formerly World of Whorecraft), this isn’t a movie. It’s an actual video game.

I will now let the game’s creators – D-Dub Software – outline the remainder of the premise, because to paraphrase would be a crime.

Somewhere, in some galaxy, a peaceful land of orcs and elves is about to be torn apart.

A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away. They call themselves the Good Ol’ Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.

Can the elves vanquish this new enemy before they discover the secret elf brothels? Will the horny orcs be able to resist the charms of their sexy elf neighbors? And how will they defeat the most frightening enemy of all?

BoneCraft is by the same guys who made Bonetown and that Tiger Woods sex game, so you’ll know what you’re getting yourself into: a slight serving of parody drizzled over a large portion of creepy cartoon porn.

It’s due out later in 2011 for the PC.

[BoneCraft, via QT3]


    • Your comment would actually be relevant if

      1) This was about World of Whorecraft (it isn’t)

      2) You read the sentence “…when people are making pornographic video games.” Game =/= movie.

      3) People on Kotaku actually didn’t know about World of Whorecraft when in fact it was covered extensively upon release.

      I find it particularly amusing that you thought you were the first one to connect the dots or the only one on a gaming blog to have heard of it. Ahahaha

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