The Nintendo Download Delivers Hot Girl-On-Girl-On-Skates Action

Have you ever wondered why there aren't more officially licensed female roller derby video games? Jam City Rollergirls for WiiWare is here to help.

Frozen Codebase fills a gap many of us didn't realise existed today with the release of Jam City Rollergirls, the first official roller derby console game I can personally recall without the aid of a Google search. The game features five real-life roller derby teams from the Women's Flat Track Derby Association: New York's Gotham Girls Roller Derby, Seattle's Rat City Rollergirls, Austin's Texecutioners, Milwaukee's Brewcity Bruisers, and Madison's Mad Rollin' Dolls. Gamers can take one of the teams through a full derby season, play head-to-head against friends, or create their own custom skater and build them up until they are ready for whatever passes for the big leagues in roller derby.

If stepping into the role of the world's toughest, most competitive women isn't your cup of tea, I'm sure there's a puzzle game or something more your speed lurking in the rest of this week's Nintendo Download. Check out the gallery to find out, you pansy.

Jam City Rollergirls Publisher: Frozen Codebase Players: 1-2 ESRB Rating: E10+ (Everyone 10 and Older) - Animated Blood, Comic Mischief, Mild Violence Price: 1000 Wii Points Description: Blast off into the wild world of roller derby. Lace up your skates and join up with real-life roller derby teams the Texecutioners, Dairyland Dolls, Brewcity Bruisers, Rat City Rollergirls and Gotham Girls Roller Derby as they skate hard and hit harder in a battle for flat-track dominance. Create your own custom roller derby skater and level up as you progress through the season, or play as one of the readymade stars of the Women's Flat Track Derby Association. Choose from five tracks and skate forward, backward, by yourself or with a friend. Skaters, refs, fans and gamers will be thrilled by the fast, furious game play.

1942 Publisher: Capcom Players: 1-2 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) - Mild Violence Price: 800 Wii Points Description: This classic, vertically scrolling shoot-'em-up is perhaps Capcom's finest moment of the pre-Street Fighter era. Spawning a million clones and reappearing throughout the history of gaming, 1942's biplane action needs no introduction. The original and best version is now available on the Wii console for the first time.

BLACK TIGER Publisher: Capcom Players: 1-2 ESRB Rating: Everyone (Everyone) - Fantasy Violence Price: 800 Wii Points Description: Fight your way through colorful, action-packed levels in this 1987 arcade classic. Explore huge, sprawling levels as a powerful barbarian seeking to defeat menacing bosses. Plus, upgrade your character with one of the first inventory and power-up systems ever built.

Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights Publisher: Lemon Games Players: 1 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) Price: 200 Nintendo DSi Points Description: Hundreds of airplanes are on their way to your airport. In Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights, you'll face the challenge of coordinating an endless number of incoming flights for as long as you can. You'll need to care for each plane by bringing it safely to the airport. Send each one to a gate to drop off and pick up passengers, then schedule them for a runway to ensure an on-time departure. Doing all this will maximize both customer satisfaction and your score. Upgrade your airport at any time to make sure you're ready for every colour and type of plane. Enjoy frantic time-management action with an airport twist that you won't want to miss.

Rocks N' Rockets Publisher: TikGames, LLC Players: 1 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) - Mild Fantasy Violence Price: 500 Nintendo DSi Points Description: Are you ready to take the hero's seat in this mesmerizing arcade game? Civilization is threatened by a terrifying, multi-phased meteor attack - thousands of strange meteors are heading toward Earth. Your mission is to protect our cities by controlling a rocket launcher that is built to protect each city. Experience waves of increasingly destructive meteors, innovative power-ups and more than 100 exciting levels.

Digger Dan & Kaboom Publisher: Virtual Playground Players: 1 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) Price: 500 Nintendo DSi Points Description: Digger Dan has always loved digging. That's probably how he got his name, although nobody knows for sure. He also loves gems, and he just happens to have found a ton of them. However, all of the gems are in some pretty nasty caves, so you're going to have to help Dan get them out. Dan has sent Kaboom, his pet gopher, into the caves to find the best place to start, but he hasn't returned. Kaboom has a habit of falling asleep, though, so it looks like Dan is going to have to rescue him too.

Ante Up: Texas Hold'em Publisher: MonkeyPaw Games Players: 1-8 ESRB Rating: T (Teen) - Simulated Gambling Price: 500 Nintendo DSi Points Description: It's time to let your inner gambler get a turn at the table. While poker has always been a part of Western culture, the ease and accessibility of Texas Hold'em has brought the game to the masses, whether on TV or in casinos. Ante Up: Texas Hold'em makes poker fun portable with realistic mechanics and a compelling story to keep you stimulated and playing for hours. The game is graphically superb, and the players are realistic portrayals of uncanny casino characters. Choices include an undercover vice cop who practices what he patrols and an aspiring actress with a daring streak. You'll find 12 characters in all. Best of all, the game is based on the authenticity of poker and the algorithms that produce a natural falling of the cards. You'll swear you're in Vegas as you face the pressure of making a call or daring a bluff while your money sweats it out on the table.


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