If David Lynch was asked to produce the next Mario game, he'd probably create something along the lines of this utterly bizarre video - which features a Bowser-Miyamoto Chimera beating the crap out of Reggie Fils-Aime with a Famicom. I still don't know how I feel about this!
Describing the video is pointless: imagine Mario crossed with Bioshock then placed in the dark recesses of some effed up nightmare. That might come close - but probably not. Just watch it, and let us your interpretation in the comments below.
Thanks to Scott Rhodie for the heads up.